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garglemesh

A very versatile word. Often used as a way to describe a complete mess of things, similar to cluster fuck. Could be used to describe something unpleasant or confusing.

Derived from Strong Bad email #173 "the paper."
That test was such a garglemesh. Suppose that's what I get for never going to class!

Can you believe her performance? What a garglemesh!

Shorry 'bout the baffroom. I kinda left a glarglepshh in there.
garglemesh by razzbarry December 17, 2008
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Giglamesh 

A Giglamesh is an ancient land and marine creature that possesses immense power. It is often characterised as a 3 foot tall, brutally voracious beast that does not heed to the commands of any being but the perilous Giglamesh leader. NOTE: THE GIGLAMESH IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE GILGAMESH! SUCH AN ERROR COULD LEAD TO YOUR DEATH!
Giglamesh leader, which was believed to have went missing until the 22nd of December 2011. On said date, it was spotted in High Wycombe, massacring the population until it was forced to escapse once again due to the appearance of its sworn enemy, the notorious Grafflein.
Giglamesh by Kate Rutherford January 28, 2012

Giglamesh 

A concoction of various food that do not fall under an ordinary category. One could identify this as multiple school lunches. Not to be confused with soups, cereal, or gilgamesh (a historic figure). An example of a giglamesh would be a bowl of mashed potatoes, corn, cheese, chicken, and gravy.
Friend 1: Hey boys! Come to my place tonight, my mom is making giglamesh
Friend 2: Oh boy! Right on!! Sounds bussin!
Giglamesh by McKnight2003 January 13, 2021

garglemesh

noun;verb;adjective; use in a verity of different ways, mostly for something amazing, but can be used for something thats hilariously terrible, but in a way can be used as something perfectly chill.
anything really, it just has to qualify under the criteria.
1. That flame thrower you made was VERY Garglemesh.
2.That wipe out was totally Garglemesh
3.I am feeling kinda Garglemesh today
garglemesh by Ornalo February 19, 2009

Gargamesh 

The most powerful god of all humour and sex. also used to describe an absolute chad
that is one Gargamesh of a man
Gargamesh by Grimstruck December 6, 2022
the king of jobbers, gilgamesh. most enumariders call him "strongest heroic spirit ever". their defense against gil losing to sakura, shirou, and artoria is that he never goes serious. note: if gil went serious, everyone except ORT, ado edem, arcueid, ryogi shiki, and zelretch would die.

all that mongrel-calling and enuma elishing just to die to a tomboy, an autist, and a submissive femcel. no, killing illya is not a feat. even a brain damaged tiger fujimura can kill gilgamesh. NEVER BE LIKE GIGLAMESH!
artoria: only one servant remains until the holy grail war is concluded. shirou, we must prepare lest we face our demise.

shirou: ah dont worry, seibah. its just giglamesh. he wont do much other than cry then die
Giglamesh by gilgamesh hater June 1, 2026
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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