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garglemesh

A very versatile word. Often used as a way to describe a complete mess of things, similar to cluster fuck. Could be used to describe something unpleasant or confusing.

Derived from Strong Bad email #173 "the paper."
That test was such a garglemesh. Suppose that's what I get for never going to class!

Can you believe her performance? What a garglemesh!

Shorry 'bout the baffroom. I kinda left a glarglepshh in there.
garglemesh by razzbarry December 17, 2008
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Giglamesh 

A Giglamesh is an ancient land and marine creature that possesses immense power. It is often characterised as a 3 foot tall, brutally voracious beast that does not heed to the commands of any being but the perilous Giglamesh leader. NOTE: THE GIGLAMESH IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE GILGAMESH! SUCH AN ERROR COULD LEAD TO YOUR DEATH!
Giglamesh leader, which was believed to have went missing until the 22nd of December 2011. On said date, it was spotted in High Wycombe, massacring the population until it was forced to escapse once again due to the appearance of its sworn enemy, the notorious Grafflein.
Giglamesh by Kate Rutherford January 28, 2012

Giglamesh 

A concoction of various food that do not fall under an ordinary category. One could identify this as multiple school lunches. Not to be confused with soups, cereal, or gilgamesh (a historic figure). An example of a giglamesh would be a bowl of mashed potatoes, corn, cheese, chicken, and gravy.
Friend 1: Hey boys! Come to my place tonight, my mom is making giglamesh
Friend 2: Oh boy! Right on!! Sounds bussin!
Giglamesh by McKnight2003 January 13, 2021

garglemesh

noun;verb;adjective; use in a verity of different ways, mostly for something amazing, but can be used for something thats hilariously terrible, but in a way can be used as something perfectly chill.
anything really, it just has to qualify under the criteria.
1. That flame thrower you made was VERY Garglemesh.
2.That wipe out was totally Garglemesh
3.I am feeling kinda Garglemesh today
garglemesh by Ornalo February 19, 2009

Gargamesh 

The most powerful god of all humour and sex. also used to describe an absolute chad
that is one Gargamesh of a man
Gargamesh by Grimstruck December 6, 2022
the king of jobbers, gilgamesh. most enumariders call him "strongest heroic spirit ever". their defense against gil losing to sakura, shirou, and artoria is that he never goes serious. note: if gil went serious, everyone except ORT, ado edem, arcueid, ryogi shiki, and zelretch would die.

all that mongrel-calling and enuma elishing just to die to a tomboy, an autist, and a submissive femcel. no, killing illya is not a feat. even a brain damaged tiger fujimura can kill gilgamesh. NEVER BE LIKE GIGLAMESH!
artoria: only one servant remains until the holy grail war is concluded. shirou, we must prepare lest we face our demise.

shirou: ah dont worry, seibah. its just giglamesh. he wont do much other than cry then die
Giglamesh by gilgamesh hater June 1, 2026
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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