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Garganese 

Usually used in reference to a person who is extremely angry and of below average height and weight. A Garganese will also tend to be a drunk and a chain smoker and a lover of fast food. If you meet one, you should be prepared for an angry conversation that you will probably walk away from feeling very, very offended.
Johnny: Did you see that drunken little fucker in the bar talkin all that shit to me about Obama.

Jasper: Yeah, he was such a Garganese.
Garganese by MikeCa January 27, 2010
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Germanese 

An incorrect reference to the German language used by Dutch kids who don't understand Flemish.
"Do you guys speak Dutch? "
"No, we speak Germanese. "
Germanese by dwoazen appel November 9, 2020
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Gargayee 

A witty girl with an uncommonly spelled name. Gargayees have to deal with their name autocorrecting to Gargoyle on a daily basis. If you need someone to make you laugh, Gargayee is your girl. Getting a giggle out of her is almost as easy as failing a maths test and just hearing her laugh can make your day. They are creative, resourceful and kind so she's a great shoulder to cry on. If you have a Gargayee yourself don't lose her or you'll regret it.... she's very shady... it's probably the vine quoting. Gargayees main features are how flawless their skin can be and her warm smile. A Gargayee can appear to have no shame and are born Gryffindors this can make them seem very strange from an outsider's perspective, they enjoy a good book and spiral way too deep into their newest fandom.

So to all the Gargayees in the world. Your name is now in the urban dictionary.
Gargayee by The Other Sarah April 10, 2020
A very large ass.
Damn girl you got some major garganus goin on there.
garganus by Senoritasage January 31, 2009
Greganese is the native language of someone named Greg. Characterised by being very hard to understand due to grammatical and spelling variations. Greganese can only be learnt by changing ones name to Greg or by spending excessive amounts of time in close proximity to a Greg.
Greg: "Yerah, they kick startered it"
Doug: "um...what did Greg say?"
Ross: "I don't know, he's speaking Greganese"
Greganese by Tracemaster-T December 9, 2013

GarbageSexual 

When you identify as being attracted to garbage disposal.
Person A: Hey there Jim, hows your day going?

Person B: Garbage disposal go brrbrr slicey wicey

Person A: Okay then you GarbageSexual!
GarbageSexual by bigppgaymer May 15, 2020