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Girugamesh 

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Girugamesh is a meme originating from an unintentionally hilarious commercial for Sakura-Con 2009. The video was discovered by 4chan's /cgl/ board and was first disseminated amongst all the regular dress-up faggotry and Cons nonsense that fills the board. By virtue of it being animu related, it soon made its way to /a/ in the form of a screencap of a fat weeaboo taken from the ad. Somehow it found its way to /v/, /jp/, and /b/, and from there it turned into a shitstorm.

On the eve of March 10th, 2009, /a/ started bot-spamming /b/ with post after post of Girugamesh guy's fugly mug, and it spread like a virulent, malignant cancer all over /b/ until nearly every thread was the Girugamesh guy. /b/tards responded by leaving, combo breaking or shooping the faggot's head onto every old meme they could think of - a sad state of affairs that illustrates the death of original content and the depths to which *chanfags have stooped in attempting creativity. A week later on March 17th, 2009, yet another Girugamesh shitstorm began. The difference this time being it wasn't just restricted to /b/. /a/, /b/, /x/, /v/, and a few other boards were hit hard for several hours. This time, /b/ did little to nothing to counter attack other than silently praying to Raptor Jesus and crying to the mods who, as usual, were too busy fapping to do anything.

By the time 4chan's faggot mods had disembarked their daily mantrain, shit had pretty much died down. They did, however, start flailing away with the 4chan banhammers nailing more than one innocent bystander.
Girugamesh is some sorry excuse of a Japanese rock band, which is why it is mentioned in the commercial.
Girugamesh by Baiden April 1, 2009

Girugamesh 

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A J-Rock band whose popularity increased as the result of a poorly-scripted, yet surprisingly entertaining internet commercial for Sakura-Con 2009 (an annual gathering of Americans obsessed with modern Japanese culture). Girugamesh started out as a Japanese rock/metal outfit with their first two CDs, and began experimenting with pop and techno with their third release, "Music". Despite their reputation (due in no small part to the gothic fellow with the pudgy digits in the Sakura commercial), Girugamesh is actually a pretty good band if you give them a listen.
Ignorant Youtube Viewer: d00d taht sakura c0mm3rcil bl3w, g1r00gam3sh iz s0 gayy

Regular Joe: Uhh, have you even listened their music?

Ignorant Youtube Viewer: n0 teh fatt gai suk3d s0 g1r00gm3sh sukz 2

Regular Joe: Well Girugamesh rocks, so fatty can go back to his lolcats now
Girugamesh by hackahobo August 4, 2009

Girugamesh 

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Referring to drugs or any other bullshit that you use to get high.
Do you wanna buy a bag of girugamesh?
Girugamesh by The Cack August 24, 2011

Gilgamesh

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tokiomi: sup man
gilgamesh: DAMARE ZASSHU
Gilgamesh by a random simp March 26, 2020

Friend of Gilgamesh 

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A term expressing a platonic relationship between adult males. The original use refers to the mythical king Gilgamesh, and his non-sexual friendship with the character Enkidu.
Montgomedy Sweelard is off traveling with Radrigo on some grand, manly adventure. Joe is a true Friend of Gilgamesh, and thus undoubtedly heterosexual.
Friend of Gilgamesh by Radrigo July 14, 2023

Wings of Gilgamesh 

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The action of holding up two broads in the air by their vaginas while flexing the biceps.
A test of true strength of mind and body.
When done correctly, the power of the great Sumerian King should flow from their bodies to your fingers.
"I heard John preformed the Wings of Gilgamesh on his side hoes last night."
"How in the fuck did that twig of a man get both wings in the air?"
Wings of Gilgamesh by MeowingDog January 22, 2019

On Gilgamesh 

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Usually stated by the infamous MrRret, a well recognized Counter Strike : Global Offensive player, also in fricca clan. This usually means "On God" or "On Momma". You can use different uses for this by saying something like "On Gillgly Willgy Mesh" or "On Gillygill-gilly mesh broski"
person 1: "those sussy ahh amongus characters are sussy" MrRret: "On Gilgamesh"
On Gilgamesh by GimyHima February 11, 2023
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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
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