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garglemesh

A very versatile word. Often used as a way to describe a complete mess of things, similar to cluster fuck. Could be used to describe something unpleasant or confusing.

Derived from Strong Bad email #173 "the paper."
That test was such a garglemesh. Suppose that's what I get for never going to class!

Can you believe her performance? What a garglemesh!

Shorry 'bout the baffroom. I kinda left a glarglepshh in there.
garglemesh by razzbarry December 17, 2008
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garglemesh

noun;verb;adjective; use in a verity of different ways, mostly for something amazing, but can be used for something thats hilariously terrible, but in a way can be used as something perfectly chill.
anything really, it just has to qualify under the criteria.
1. That flame thrower you made was VERY Garglemesh.
2.That wipe out was totally Garglemesh
3.I am feeling kinda Garglemesh today
garglemesh by Ornalo February 19, 2009

garglamesh 

An unwanted and overwhelming mess or entanglement which often elicits feelings of frustration and/or (ARGHHH) while simultaneously consuming time.
a spilled ash tray; tangled wires; Polak names; firey car crashes; cluttered tables; two midgets humping a unicorn;a pile of dead babies. These are all examples of a garglamesh.
garglamesh by soft bunnys August 28, 2007

Garglemel 

When you smack someone across the face with your penis (also known as smurfing) and follow through on it until their mouth where you proceed to blow your load right in there. Named after the character Gargomel on the smurfs.
I gave Cindy a garglemel last night, her face hurt and she could barely breathe!
Garglemel by CapNKrunk October 5, 2005

googlemesh 

HELLALOT! / SHIT LOAD / Bitch
yo boy got a googlemesh of crack from that deala i was tellin ya bout.
googlemesh by Stacksondeck October 19, 2008

Gargamesh 

The most powerful god of all humour and sex. also used to describe an absolute chad
that is one Gargamesh of a man
Gargamesh by Grimstruck December 6, 2022
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