Gampire 

a homo vampire that makes your penis erect and then suck's the blood from your dick.

damn that fangtasia place is full of Gampires

Gampire by Ninja Mook August 6, 2009

Gamepire

Someone who is now alergic to light caused by countless hours playing video games such as World of Warcraft, in the dark.

Billy shielded his eyes when his mom opened his door and light came in because he is a Gamepire.

Gamepire by JakeRyan February 26, 2008

gaypire 

a wonderful creature of horror (vampire) that has been so horrifically gayified that they now sparkles. This is often cause by Mormon house wives being aloud to write novels.

"he is such a gaypire... he even sparkles in the sun"

gaypire by fun2bkt January 8, 2010

glampire

Hip, glamorous, well-dressed, fashion model vampires, as seen in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Blade. They will also be featured in the fashion section of the October issue of RLife, Reno's premier lifestyle magazine.

Did you see that glampire at the bar last night? That was one hot, undead bloodsucker.

glampire by Jackie Shelton September 16, 2007

Gaympire 

It is for male vampires that instead of manly and predatory are effeminate, homosexual, or overly emotional.

Wow, I just saw that new blood sucker movie and it is full of gaympires.

Gaympire by b4ctom1 June 20, 2010

glampire

Commonly inferred as a metrosexual (or, in some cases, sexually confused) vampire, the term is more popularly linked to Edward Cullen from the Twilight Series. Meaning, glampires are inherently gay and drive stakes through their asses.

Blade: What the fuck, vampires aren't supposed to SPARKLE!

Edward: Oh no honey, I'm a glampire. I rock the glitter and it's FABULOUS. I don't bite my victims, but I do recommend tasteful color schemes for their homes, as well as feng shui tips.

glampire by Stephenie Meyer is a fail April 7, 2009

gaypire 

a gay man who is a total douche because he's so good at gay sex he turns other people gay like a vampire does when he bites you

gay + vampire = gaypire

my friend was straight until he encountered a gaypire. I had to bash him in the skull with a crowbar to save him. it's the only cure.

gaypire by GreenSheep August 12, 2006