Gaympire

It is for male vampires that instead of manly and predatory are effeminate, homosexual, or overly emotional.

Wow, I just saw that new blood sucker movie and it is full of gaympires.

by b4ctom1 June 20, 2010

gaypire

a wonderful creature of horror (vampire) that has been so horrifically gayified that they now sparkles. This is often cause by Mormon house wives being aloud to write novels.

"he is such a gaypire... he even sparkles in the sun"

by fun2bkt January 8, 2010

gaypire

a gay man who is a total douche because he's so good at gay sex he turns other people gay like a vampire does when he bites you

gay + vampire = gaypire

my friend was straight until he encountered a gaypire. I had to bash him in the skull with a crowbar to save him. it's the only cure.

by GreenSheep August 12, 2006

Gampire

a homo vampire that makes your penis erect and then suck's the blood from your dick.

damn that fangtasia place is full of Gampires

by Ninja Mook August 6, 2009

gympire

A term that refers to any chain/collective of pimp-ass fitness establishments of the same name & business model, whether small, large, local, national, or international in size. Usually owned/operated by stone cold swole OGs, these gyms unite under a common vision & spirit: provide an oasis for the underswole with space & tools to generate MAXIMUM FUCKING HYPERTROPHY, FAM.

Sid Skinnylimbs: "I'm just a hardgainer, man. Doomed to have twig legs lol."
Swole Patrol Cole: "Nah, dude. You're just a lil bitch. Don't be scared of the gains Peace out on Planet Fitness & work out @ the gympire. They got all the goods to step ya size up. Plus there's a location in your neck of the woods."
Sid Skinnylimbs: "You're right." *legs grow 1 inch in diameter after simple acknowledgement*
Swole Patrol Cole *disappears in a plume of pre-workout powder*

by Mista Holden It Down September 6, 2018