crowbar

The star of Valve's popular Half-Life series.

The finest in headcrab removal since 1997!

by Anonymous March 1, 2005

crowbar

The most revolutionary weapon ever to be seen in a game. Can be used for prying headcrabs off of zombies, breaking off Combine heads, cracking open boxes and 2x4's, and trying to kill G-Man. First acquired weapon in Half-Life 1 and 2. Not to be underestimated, especially in the hands of an expert such as Gordon Freeman.

(Talking about crowbar)
Barney:"Oh yeah, and I think you dropped this back at Black Mesa... Good luck!"
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Gordon Freeman, thinking to himself:
I'ma bust some Xen sh** up in here wif my 22... inch crowbar.

by GameBoy3008 September 24, 2005

crowbar

A badass band of fat guys from New Orleans, LA.

Fuckin' Crowbar kicks ass! or Crowbar looks like a bunch of pissed off fat dudes!

by hey joe December 14, 2006

crowbar

pulling the penis upward (while in missionary position) when its only about 1/3rd in, opening the vagina length wise.

last night when i was fucking this chick i crowbarred her and pushed two fingers in under my dick

by clockwork May 28, 2003

crowbar

To try and burrow your way in to the fun and failing miserably.

"We were singing N'Sync kareoke, and Simon tried to crowbar his way in. What a fag"

by Raynbo January 19, 2008

crowbar

usually it is used as a melee type weapon which can be found in gardening or craftsman store. it is used to kill zombies, monsters, and other out of this world creatures. the use of crowbars have saved multiple lives in the past years as it's advance metal technology and the compact shape which can fit in any type of bag.

"dude i almost got killed last night by a witch!!"
"how did you survive?"
"i grabbed da crowbar that was on the ground!"
"dude thats nuts!"

by Mr.shakira December 11, 2009

crowbar

To define someone who is not making any sense, or acting stupid, or defining any act of stupidity.

Jack left his card in the ATM machine for the third time, what a crowbar.

by pfunk325 March 14, 2010