gaypire 

a wonderful creature of horror (vampire) that has been so horrifically gayified that they now sparkles. This is often cause by Mormon house wives being aloud to write novels.

"he is such a gaypire... he even sparkles in the sun"

gaypire by fun2bkt January 8, 2010

gaypire 

a gay man who is a total douche because he's so good at gay sex he turns other people gay like a vampire does when he bites you

gay + vampire = gaypire

my friend was straight until he encountered a gaypire. I had to bash him in the skull with a crowbar to save him. it's the only cure.

gaypire by GreenSheep August 12, 2006

Gaypression 

Gaypression is the depressive situation of being a bad gay flirt, resulting in over consumption of coffee and browsing numerous plaid/flannel shops online.

She was in a Gaypression on Sunday and ordered four new plaids. She still has her Starbucks coffee cups on the table where she sat! We have to get her out of the house...

Gaypression by hiddenrider March 3, 2020

gaypie 

Pies made at a gayery.

I work at the gayery making gay pies!

gaypie by BdoT March 27, 2005

GAYPILE 

how to prevent immigrants from the future from taking our employment.

'this is gay, back to the pile'
'gaypile'

GAYPILE by MajorBonageMcPwnage August 1, 2012

Gaympire 

It is for male vampires that instead of manly and predatory are effeminate, homosexual, or overly emotional.

Wow, I just saw that new blood sucker movie and it is full of gaympires.

Gaympire by b4ctom1 June 20, 2010

Gaypie 

1. Litterally a pie composed of homosexuals, typically male based.
2. A pie that doesn't like cakes the way most other pies do, rather it is just as content to go shopping and get it's nails done with other sailor pies.
3. An expression used when refering to a disagreeable situation or person.

1. "...And set the oven to 350, and in 45 minutes you'll have a wonderful gaypie to share with friends"
2. Rubarb Pie....nuff said.
3. "So he completely cancled his plans with us leaving us with nothing to do that night. Gaypie"

Gaypie by TMaC March 21, 2004