a wonderfulcreature of horror (vampire) that has been so horrifically gayified that they now sparkles. This is often cause by Mormon house wives being aloud to write novels.
Gaypression is the depressive situation of being a bad gay flirt, resulting in over consumption of coffee and browsing numerous plaid/flannel shops online.
She was in a Gaypression on Sunday and ordered four new plaids. She still has her Starbucks coffee cups on the table where she sat! We have to get her out of the house...
1. Litterally a pie composed of homosexuals, typically male based.
2. A pie that doesn't like cakes the way most other pies do, rather it is just as content to go shopping and get it's nails done with other sailor pies.
3. An expression used when refering to a disagreeable situation or person.
1. "...And set the oven to 350, and in 45 minutes you'll have a wonderful gaypie to share with friends"
2. Rubarb Pie....nuff said.
3. "So he completely cancled his plans with us leaving us with nothing to do that night. Gaypie"