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A baseball umpire whose calls obviously favor gumps, i.e., the university of alabama.
Gumpire: "STRIKE 3!"

bama opponent's first fan: Damn. Pitch was 8 inches off the plate.

bama opponent's second fan: Yep. When you play bama, they get to bring their own gumpires.
Gumpire by Wayne Windsor June 7, 2010
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grumpire 

An umpire of any sport, who is of the grumpy variety.
Scamp: Man, that guy is such a grumpire.

Champ: Yeah but I think he's angry because he's so short.
grumpire by mupchrch September 1, 2009
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a homo vampire that makes your penis erect and then suck's the blood from your dick.
damn that fangtasia place is full of Gampires
Gampire by Ninja Mook August 6, 2009
A term that refers to any chain/collective of pimp-ass fitness establishments of the same name & business model, whether small, large, local, national, or international in size. Usually owned/operated by stone cold swole OGs, these gyms unite under a common vision & spirit: provide an oasis for the underswole with space & tools to generate MAXIMUM FUCKING HYPERTROPHY, FAM.
Sid Skinnylimbs: "I'm just a hardgainer, man. Doomed to have twig legs lol."
Swole Patrol Cole: "Nah, dude. You're just a lil bitch. Don't be scared of the gains Peace out on Planet Fitness & work out @ the gympire. They got all the goods to step ya size up. Plus there's a location in your neck of the woods."
Sid Skinnylimbs: "You're right." *legs grow 1 inch in diameter after simple acknowledgement*
Swole Patrol Cole *disappears in a plume of pre-workout powder*
gympire by Mista Holden It Down September 6, 2018
A pro Call Of Duty player. He may sounds nice and cute but in reality is a damn tryhard. He's pretty cute too find his Snapchat -_^
My clan got wrecked by Gumpie.
Gumpie by Gumpie Himself February 25, 2017
Gettin' into me gumpies
Gumpie by IrishGumpie April 4, 2021

Gumpiversary 

Every February 12th you watch Forrest Gump for no reason at all.
Its Gumpiversary we should watch Forrest Gump
Gumpiversary by Slippser February 7, 2022
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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