Gumpire

A baseball umpire whose calls obviously favor gumps, i.e., the university of alabama.

Gumpire: "STRIKE 3!"

bama opponent's first fan: Damn. Pitch was 8 inches off the plate.

bama opponent's second fan: Yep. When you play bama, they get to bring their own gumpires.

Gumpire by Wayne Windsor June 7, 2010

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grumpire

An umpire of any sport, who is of the grumpy variety.

Scamp: Man, that guy is such a grumpire.

Champ: Yeah but I think he's angry because he's so short.

grumpire by mupchrch September 1, 2009

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Gampire

a homo vampire that makes your penis erect and then suck's the blood from your dick.

damn that fangtasia place is full of Gampires

Gampire by Ninja Mook August 6, 2009

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gympire

A term that refers to any chain/collective of pimp-ass fitness establishments of the same name & business model, whether small, large, local, national, or international in size. Usually owned/operated by stone cold swole OGs, these gyms unite under a common vision & spirit: provide an oasis for the underswole with space & tools to generate MAXIMUM FUCKING HYPERTROPHY, FAM.

Sid Skinnylimbs: "I'm just a hardgainer, man. Doomed to have twig legs lol."
Swole Patrol Cole: "Nah, dude. You're just a lil bitch. Don't be scared of the gains Peace out on Planet Fitness & work out @ the gympire. They got all the goods to step ya size up. Plus there's a location in your neck of the woods."
Sid Skinnylimbs: "You're right." *legs grow 1 inch in diameter after simple acknowledgement*
Swole Patrol Cole *disappears in a plume of pre-workout powder*

gympire by Mista Holden It Down September 6, 2018