gympire

A term that refers to any chain/collective of pimp-ass fitness establishments of the same name & business model, whether small, large, local, national, or international in size. Usually owned/operated by stone cold swole OGs, these gyms unite under a common vision & spirit: provide an oasis for the underswole with space & tools to generate MAXIMUM FUCKING HYPERTROPHY, FAM.

Sid Skinnylimbs: "I'm just a hardgainer, man. Doomed to have twig legs lol."
Swole Patrol Cole: "Nah, dude. You're just a lil bitch. Don't be scared of the gains Peace out on Planet Fitness & work out @ the gympire. They got all the goods to step ya size up. Plus there's a location in your neck of the woods."
Sid Skinnylimbs: "You're right." *legs grow 1 inch in diameter after simple acknowledgement*
Swole Patrol Cole *disappears in a plume of pre-workout powder*

by Mista Holden It Down September 6, 2018

gympress

Gratuitously referencing the fact that one "works out", at every available opportunity.

Stop gympressing us Mike. Nobody wants to see your guns.

by RichieRicardo September 1, 2017

Gympie

One hell of a place

when gympie flooded it was a bloody classic

by Gympie_yokel_lokel October 21, 2003

Gaympire

It is for male vampires that instead of manly and predatory are effeminate, homosexual, or overly emotional.

Wow, I just saw that new blood sucker movie and it is full of gaympires.

by b4ctom1 June 20, 2010

Gampire

a homo vampire that makes your penis erect and then suck's the blood from your dick.

damn that fangtasia place is full of Gampires

by Ninja Mook August 6, 2009

in gympie

Away with the fairies; incoherent

A: Dude, you just went through four red lights!
B: Oh, shit, yeah sorry I'm totally in gympie today.

by ahpeeyem February 16, 2005

Gympie

A 2 headed buck tooth imbread yokel

scott

by Tyrell from gympie March 27, 2003