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A GWEEDI is a collective noun of one or more Gweedy's.
There are many sub-species of the Gweedi such as;
Gweedess - a Female Gweedi
Gwaggot - a gender-confused Gweedi

A Gwotty is the location of where a Gweedi does his business, normally a small bowl similar to a potty that was found by an active Gweedi.

The collective noun of Gweedi is called a herd of Gweedi (or simply a GWERD).

The study of a Gweedi is called Gweediology.

Be warned though, studying Gweediology can be a dangerous past-time as most Gweedi's are hostile to others.

A Gweedi's head has the ability to grow and shrink at will so any person should stay away from the vicinity of it's head.

See also GWEEDIOLOGY
There are lots of Gweedi's found around the Townsville region of North Ward.
Gweedi by Gweediology Student August 9, 2006
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Gweedi's are also known to make fun of other people with large body parts. eg calves, thighs etc. However, this is ironic as Gweedi's themselves have rather large heads.

Most Gweedi tend to have stupidly skinny legs. This, coupled with the oversized craniums, makes the gweedi look like an upside-down pyramid. I.e. the higher you go, the fatter you get.
A Gweedi also looks like a fat-headed chicken. I.e. chicken legs.
Gweedi by Gweediology Student August 12, 2006
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A straight bozo ass nigga or bitch that just do day room shit 24/7
This nigga is a gweenie bro NFS.
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greediculous 

to be greedy and ridiculous at the same time
my boyfriend wanted to have sex for the 4th time today! "kwame, seriously, you're being greediculous!"
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Greediocracy 

(Sometimes written greediocracy)

It is akin to aristocracy, but rather than nobility, it's money that rules. Giant coroprations with the means to essentially buy elections and in the end "get what they want"; which is usually more money, less oversight, etc. At it's base the entire system is driven by greed, hence 'Greedy-ocracy'.

The first well known use of the word was in the lyrics to the 1999 song "The Decline" written by Fat Mike of the band NOFX.

It also appeared around 2007 in graffiti caught on photograph around Quebec city (Canada)

It also appears in the lyrics of the song "The Broken Branches" by Star Fucking Hipsters on their 2011 album "From the Dumpster to the Grave"
Blame it on
Human nature, mans destiny
Blame it on the greediocracy

NOFX - The Decline
Greediocracy by cunning2627 August 22, 2012

season's greedings

In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.

When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.
CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"

'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.
season's greedings by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011

Rolling in the Geedis 

To make great profit, receiving significant amount of money.
"Woah check this out! Grandpa's inheritance left me 2.5 million dollars! I'm just rolling in the geedis now!
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