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A geed whose level of stupidity surpasses that of his peers so completely as to warrant further insult.
1) "Look at that geediot wearing cargo shorts."
2) "Which one?"
1) "The one holding a vodka cranberry for my slampiece."
geediot by Fratticus Finch 1861 March 8, 2011
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Greediot 

A greedy ignorant individual who is manipulated into doing something against his best interests.
"Grandpa loved Trickle -Down Economics even though he didn't fully understand it and he thought that Ronald Reagan was better than Jesus, Grandpa was a greediot".
Greediot by hadoukentotheface April 6, 2020
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gleediot 

someone who watches glee so much they know every line to episode (pronounced glidiot)
bill:you see karen singing glee over there?

tom:what a gleediot
The phrase you utter when hand-feeding someone or seeing someone being hand-fed.
Daniel feeds Danny a forkful of ravioli.
Dan: "Geedit!"
Geedit by Nugget Factory April 16, 2009
When a person is managing to be a genius and an idiot simultaneously
Wow the people who invented calculus were complete gediots
gediot by LuckyStarNo9 June 6, 2017
Exclamation which serves to justify a stupid and unwitty joke, which is normally made intentionally.

Etymology - Literally a slurred and quick "get it?" was first introduced in the late 90s by a sicilian/englishman named E.Zimmatore.
The diffusion of the word was quick and vast, mainly dominant within south east England, from London to Brighton and in certain areas of Paris.
Ed's cat got run over and died;
John asks Ed:
"How's your cat? Geedit!"
Geedit by IDC August 24, 2007
A person who always say stupid things about location of citys, countrys, and maybe continents because they don't know where is it. If you dont' know where is Burkina Faso or Tambacounda, you are not a geodiot, but if you say Philippines is in Africa, yes, you are a geodiot!
Girl#1: I'm going to travel to Philippines. Can I see zebras at there?
Girl#2: No, zebras is in Africa.
Girl#1: But Pilippines is in Africa, isn't it?
Girl#2: WTF, Pilippines is in Asia! You such an geodiot!
geodiot by CandyMind July 13, 2016
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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