Another word for guido.
AKA, a greasy self obsessed Italian representing that of puma or adidas clothing, idolizing muscle milk, hgh, and power bars. The super gweed finds himself (usually not of the female variety) even obligated to wear baby powder from time to time if only half a bottle of cologne is present (not enough). and last but not least they emulate Gatti's.

Gweed quotes:

"eh two heinakens"
"got ne moose?"
"Eh jerry, should i wear a shirt under this sweater?"
"Eh Leroy, u think dis looks good with my chest hairs poppin outt my wife beat?"
"fuck me, wears my pube comb? ahh fuck it ill use my tooth brush"

Gweed by Savo93 February 2, 2009

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Gweed

Slang) Short for "good weed." Created by Rogue, and Silver.

Proper) A Baffoon, someone stupid, retarded, idiot, ect.

See Also: Gweedis, Weedis.

Damn that's some Gweed, Dude!!!

Gweed by .::Rogue::. April 24, 2006

gweed-fuck

an extremely nerdy person, who posseses no social skills and is continuously playing computer games and/or roll playing games such as dungens and dragons.

your such a gweed-fuck!

gweed-fuck by travis87 December 14, 2008

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Pot of greed

A mystic yu-gi-oh card, which no one has a clue upon what it actually does.

Joey: I activate pot of greed!
James: What does it do?
Joey: It let's me draw 2 cards
James: Okay, but what does it do?

Pot of greed by LORDKEEM March 31, 2017

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You Greedy Dirtbag

A phrase used for those who are in the air selling business, and only want for trees to shrivel up and die.

O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!

You Greedy Dirtbag by Lionheardt January 6, 2017

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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