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A GWEEDI is a collective noun of one or more Gweedy's.
There are many sub-species of the Gweedi such as;
Gweedess - a Female Gweedi
Gwaggot - a gender-confused Gweedi

A Gwotty is the location of where a Gweedi does his business, normally a small bowl similar to a potty that was found by an active Gweedi.

The collective noun of Gweedi is called a herd of Gweedi (or simply a GWERD).

The study of a Gweedi is called Gweediology.

Be warned though, studying Gweediology can be a dangerous past-time as most Gweedi's are hostile to others.

A Gweedi's head has the ability to grow and shrink at will so any person should stay away from the vicinity of it's head.

See also GWEEDIOLOGY
There are lots of Gweedi's found around the Townsville region of North Ward.
Gweedi by Gweediology Student August 9, 2006
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Gweedi's are also known to make fun of other people with large body parts. eg calves, thighs etc. However, this is ironic as Gweedi's themselves have rather large heads.

Most Gweedi tend to have stupidly skinny legs. This, coupled with the oversized craniums, makes the gweedi look like an upside-down pyramid. I.e. the higher you go, the fatter you get.
A Gweedi also looks like a fat-headed chicken. I.e. chicken legs.
Gweedi by Gweediology Student August 12, 2006
Related Words
A straight bozo ass nigga or bitch that just do day room shit 24/7
This nigga is a gweenie bro NFS.
Gweenie by HolyCheezus April 27, 2017

greediculous 

to be greedy and ridiculous at the same time
my boyfriend wanted to have sex for the 4th time today! "kwame, seriously, you're being greediculous!"
greediculous by k'me March 8, 2015

Greediocracy 

(Sometimes written greediocracy)

It is akin to aristocracy, but rather than nobility, it's money that rules. Giant coroprations with the means to essentially buy elections and in the end "get what they want"; which is usually more money, less oversight, etc. At it's base the entire system is driven by greed, hence 'Greedy-ocracy'.

The first well known use of the word was in the lyrics to the 1999 song "The Decline" written by Fat Mike of the band NOFX.

It also appeared around 2007 in graffiti caught on photograph around Quebec city (Canada)

It also appears in the lyrics of the song "The Broken Branches" by Star Fucking Hipsters on their 2011 album "From the Dumpster to the Grave"
Blame it on
Human nature, mans destiny
Blame it on the greediocracy

NOFX - The Decline
Greediocracy by cunning2627 August 22, 2012

season's greedings

In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.

When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.
CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"

'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.
season's greedings by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011

Rolling in the Geedis 

To make great profit, receiving significant amount of money.
"Woah check this out! Grandpa's inheritance left me 2.5 million dollars! I'm just rolling in the geedis now!
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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