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season's greedings

In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.

When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.
CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"

'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.
season's greedings by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011

greeding card 

Combination of "greeting card" and "greed," describing a personal greeting card that you get in the mail that has money or a check in it.
A greeding card from Uncle Ralph, sweet.
greeding card by Ae5Ea8 February 26, 2015

Greeding 

1. A term usually used in gaming of which refers to trying to use your abilities to get more resources quickly
“I starting greeding in my btd6 game by placing more banana farms”
Greeding by Deathfinder January 3, 2021

Gleeding 

When ones ears bleed from hearing too much music from Glee
All they play on the radio these days is shit from Glee with that attention whore screaming her fucking head off, attempting to "cover" every single song in existance. My ears are fricking Gleeding
Gleeding by LeatMoaf August 23, 2010
I need some more money I’m greedin for “chicken” aka money
Greedin by Mr.Anti March 16, 2023

Greediness

Stop being Greediness
Greediness by Hdhevev)382 February 15, 2024