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(Sometimes written greediocracy)

It is akin to aristocracy, but rather than nobility, it's money that rules. Giant coroprations with the means to essentially buy elections and in the end "get what they want"; which is usually more money, less oversight, etc. At it's base the entire system is driven by greed, hence 'Greedy-ocracy'.

The first well known use of the word was in the lyrics to the 1999 song "The Decline" written by Fat Mike of the band NOFX.

It also appeared around 2007 in graffiti caught on photograph around Quebec city (Canada)

It also appears in the lyrics of the song "The Broken Branches" by Star Fucking Hipsters on their 2011 album "From the Dumpster to the Grave"
Blame it on
Human nature, mans destiny
Blame it on the greediocracy

NOFX - The Decline
by cunning2627 August 22, 2012
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Drama-free, don’t give a flying fuck, couldn’t care less.
For me, this entire situation is Kerfuffless. I don't give a fuck! It may be a kerfuffel to someone else, but it's Kerfuffless to me!
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An expression of surprise. A huge surprise! A surprise shocking enough that "Jesus" or "Fuck" .. or even "Jesus Fuck!" can't quite express the surprise. The surprise is epic enough to require a "Jesuzfuck!"
Husband: "Honey, I'm home.. you'll never guess what happened.. I won $100k on a scratch ticket!!"

Wife: "WHAT??? Jesuzfuck are you serious?
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Politically correct way of asking your buddy if they're retarded when they say or do something stupid. Since since "Retarded" is no longer an acceptable word... It has been now 'reworded'
"Are you fucking reworded?"

"Don't be a reword man"
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While 69'ing one partner FaceTime's the other. Each partner holds the phone appropriately so the other can see exactly what they're doing.
"Man, my girlfriend and I did a FaceTime69 the other night, it was awesome! looking into each other's eyes while going down on each other."
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Someone very skilled in the art of making a female squirt.
Look, you say that you can't squirt, but I happen to have a P.H.D. in Squirtyology.
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The noise created by someone else in your residence, banging of pots and pans in the kitchen, etc. that wakes you up earlier than intended and way more annoyed than intended.
I think I would slit her throat this a.m. if it would give me back the 15 minutes of sleep I lost while she was clatterbanging in the kitchen with every light on!
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