GRINTO

When you smile at strangers for no apparent reason, trying to act fresh...

LaShonda: Oh Terquisha, look at that owl (old white lady) GRINTO.

Terquisha: Nah friend, the owl tryna look fresh with her GRINTO, it's what awp (all white people) do, like we finna grab their guap...

by Dawn E. Darko February 2, 2014

Sakata Gintoki

noun (from the manga/anime "Gintama" by Hideaki Sorachi); the main protagonist of the story. He is the founder of the Yorozuya (a freelance group) and is also a highly skilled samurai. In Yorozuya, he works with Shimura Shinpachi and Kagura. He enjoys eating sweet things and picking his nose in public. Other than the name 'Gintoki', he is also commonly referred to as Gin-chan or Gin-san. He has silver hair and a natural perm. He wears a black shirt and pants with red linings, and a white yukata (a summer kimono) with light blue patterns worn sloppily, draped over his left shoulder. His weapon of choice is usually a bokutou, a wooden katana, engraved with the word Touyako (or literally Lake Toya) on the handle, carried by his waist. During Joui wars, he was known as the legendary Shiroyasha (a.k.a. White Demon). According to Sorachi, Gintoki's name was based from Sakata Kintoki, also known as Kintaro, from a famous folk tale set in the Heian Perod. He does not like killing, willing to adapt his bushido to other people or the current times in order to avoid needless loss of lives which is the most probable reason for his carrying a wooden sword and not a real version. He is the target of the masochistic ninja stalker Sarutobi Ayame and he has a crush on the weather-girl Ketsuno Ana.

Sakata Gintoki's quote: "The country? The skies? You can have them. I'm busy just protecting what's right in front of me. I don't know what'll happen to me in the future, but if something has fallen at my feet, then the least I can do is pick it up."

by yoruichi June 20, 2011

Gringosplaining

When an US citizen explains in detail characteristics of a culture, movement, country or race to a non-US citizen in a self-entitled way, always assuming their opinion is the most educated one. Most of the times, the opinions of gringosplainers are wrong.

"Look, I know you're from Argentina, but Argentinians aren't real latinos because they're white." "So you are gringosplaining me my own country? Andate a joder a la concha de tu madre."

by TurboVeneca August 2, 2020

Guinto

An expression used in the académe industry which means , to have a terrible teaching method but is a good friend/mentor.

Usually applies to educators and professors.

Professor Snape is acting like a complete guinto but at least he makes up for it when it counts.

by Oxxy_Montalvy September 13, 2016

grintles

1) when you shit out lint, you've got the grintles
2) something you say when you're feeling crazy and just need to yell some random shit

"damn dude, i ate that chick's pants yesterday and now i've got mad grintles"

fuck it man, it's all just fuckin GRINTLES

by grimblygrumps April 22, 2009

Gruntosaurus Rex

taking a dinosaur-sized crap; would win the "shit of the year" contest; the kind of dump where you lose weight.

After not crapping for a week, I sat down and loaded up the bowl with a Gruntosaurus Rex.

by DinoDave May 6, 2010

gintoki

Main character of the show Gintama. Sakata Gintoki is a lazy samurai with a sweet tooth, one of the three "Jacks of all Trades" along with his friends, Kagura and Shinpachi. He lives in an apartment he doesn't pay for because he is completely broke. Despite all that, he is completely awesome and will go to any lengths to protect his friends or anyone else.

Gintoki is so awesome he could pwn your face and you wouldn't even notice.

by Yume-chan April 15, 2008