granton 

A historical or educational bicycle tour. Named after Shawn Granton of Portland, OR, author of zines and leader of numerous historical zines and bicycle tours.

Hey, did you go on that fallout shelters granton yesterday? I hear it was epic!

granton by TheDeacon June 19, 2010

Granton 

of Friar like proportions; from the gothic regions of Tasmania, a herbalist and an adept dwarf like species of primate noted for voyeuristic tendencies and panty sniffing.

Famous for its untamed laughter and unabashed exberance. A quick judge of character and an intelligent and trustworthy friend.

Not to be mistaken with fried oyster gnat pate similar to the rillettes du Mans from the Southern Seychelles region of Kazakhstan.

A species of Needra/Camel Hybrid known for its staunch opposition to labour and its penchant for gluttony.

also utilised in the characterisation of a 'fucking Harrison' in the term, 'fucking harrison'.....

a person seeking employment at a pre-school for the mute

a cup which is 3/4's empty and full of a salt like substance the owner claims is a condiment

set in southern Portugal before legislative reforms incorporating the concept of statutory rape...

Granton: 'hello child... come hither...'
child: you deadbeat?? y aren't you at work.... my dad has to till the King's fifedom to subsidise people like you
Granton: my child.. i am a learned scholar specialising in the anatomy of smal primates.... plus i have some assorted lollies...
Child: in that case
Granton: (smiling)......

a little bit later....
kiddies in play -fife: 'why are you limping Tommy'? (aka.. the child)
Child: shutup you serfs!!! (thinking of a happy place)....

Granton by the King April 25, 2005

Granton 

A small weed smoking town with lots or druggys and stoners.

dude lets go to granton

Granton by Jennie January 30, 2004

Grafton Ohio

A hick town full of john deere fans, skater emos, and wannabe tuff guyz who use shit talking to avoid fights and gain respect.

its a hick town so it usually works.

Grafton ohio fight:
t0ri3 buttface- Yo fag ima kick yo ass i heard u was talkin shit.

kid: ok uh when and where ?

t0ri3 buttface- your not worth my time.

kid: k.

Grafton Ohio by Big wheela cap peela March 14, 2011

South Grafton High School 

This is the High School located in south Grafton of the town Grafton It is full of bong smokers and by the time you are sixteen you will be very lucky to not have gotten pregnant (that includes boys).

Example 1: Sex Addicts at South Grafton High School
Example 2: Fuck Me Harder

South Grafton High School by theonedrummer834 March 24, 2013

Grafton High School

A school in Worcester County, Massachusetts that's way too small for the number of students there, this year's freshman class is over 2x bigger than last year's graduating class. The hallways are more congested than Rosie O'Donnell's arteries.
GHS is full of druggies (not the cool kind, the ones who are douches), the KOG (kings of grafton, fake-ass gangstas), and sportos. There's a shitload of meaningless drama that dumb grundles start for no reason and it's incredibly stupid. It's kinda funny watching everyone get into fights over it though. Almost everyone at GHS is a stuck-up asshole who thinks they're better than everyone else, but there are a few cool down-to-earth kids there.

These are some of the people you'll see if you ever visit Grafton High School:

KOG: Yo, KOG 4 lyfe! HOW COME YOU AIN'T REPPIN SON I'MA POP YO ASS!
Dumb orange chick who I think about when I jack off sometimes: did u read wht she wrote bout me on facebook? i cnt believ she said tht!!!! tll emily to tll hr she isnt nvited 2 my sweet 16 nemore!
Druggie: I was the one who stole your iPod. I made like a hundred bucks off of it. I bought some goooood shit with that money.
American Eagle Club kid: My parents are buying me a Jeep Wrangler for my birthday! I can't wait 'till I get it so I can put a ton of Dave Matthews Band and Fountains of Wayne stickers on the bumper! What an excellent way to communicate my bland taste in music to everyone!

Grafton High School by forever78unbound December 27, 2008

Hugh Granting 

The act of playing the same character in every movie you appear in, modernly reffered to as "Russel Branding"

I'm getting sick of this Seth Rogen guy "Hugh Granting" all the time!

Hugh Granting by Mr Blue. December 14, 2010