grintles

1) when you shit out lint, you've got the grintles
2) something you say when you're feeling crazy and just need to yell some random shit

"damn dude, i ate that chick's pants yesterday and now i've got mad grintles"

fuck it man, it's all just fuckin GRINTLES

by grimblygrumps April 22, 2009

Grindlesnatch

An utter Abomination. The foulest of all creatures known or unknown to mankind, often the "cute friend" a girl tries to set you up with. Has the comparable sexual attraction to a menstrating Jaba the Hutt. Typically large enough to contract her own gravitational pull, with the blubber capacity to be used as a flotation device in dire circumstances. See Titanic. The equivalent of a "0" on a 1-10 rating scale, assuming negative numbers are not allowed.

"I would rather face fuck a pitbull than kiss that Grindlesnatch."
"I found myself being drawn to her physically. Literally. In a bad fucking way."

by tastynessy December 15, 2011

Folgers Gristles

Three day old stale coffee left in the office break room over the weekend.

I was lucky to even make it to work. Making fresh coffee was out of the question! So I just slopped some Folgers Gristles into my coffee trough and jammed it into the microwave.

by Prince of Dorkness October 2, 2013

Gringlesnarg

word my english teacher uses when she's too lazy or high off her asthma medicine to think of a real noun. It can mean anything your imagination wants it to

And then the Gringlesnargs took over Whoville to massacre the Whos on Christmas morning...

by stoner jon May 16, 2008

grinkleshit

a pissbaby

fuck you little grinkleshit

by DrLaym November 26, 2020

Grindlesnappers

A type of Grindle that snaps. If you get close you have the threat of getting snapped. This can cause some Laceration in the body or sternum that can cause death.

Jennifer: Watch out! There's Grindlesnappers over there! You can die if you get too close!

by Chinese John Cena September 27, 2021

Grintle

To giggle weirdly.

"You are so funny! I can't stop grintling!"
"She grintled. He grintled. We grintled."
"We should all grintle together at my joke."

by swevenhao August 3, 2025