Definitions by DinoDave

bonus erectus 

Latin for a hard-on; boner; woody

Original form: Man, looking at that hot blonde sophomore gives me a woody.

Latin form: Man, looking at that hot blonde Cleopatra gives me a bonus erectus.

bonus erectus by DinoDave September 22, 2011

Gruntosaurus Rex 

taking a dinosaur-sized crap; would win the "shit of the year" contest; the kind of dump where you lose weight.

After not crapping for a week, I sat down and loaded up the bowl with a Gruntosaurus Rex.

Gruntosaurus Rex by DinoDave May 6, 2010