greedtard 

A contraction of the word greed and retard; someone who is greedy and retarded

"Yo Jean lemme get that box!"
*Jean opens the box*
"DON'T OPEN IT YOU GREEDTARD*

greedtard by Nuke187 November 8, 2022

greedtard 

1. Billionare

2. A person whose greed is so stupid they ruin everything around them

3. A selfish sack of shit wrapped in vaguely human skin who hoards resources, wealth, knowledge, or any other societal benefit regardless of their monetary status

Elon Musk is a top tier useless greedtard and waste of resources

greedtard by AlienAntFarm July 8, 2025

greencard moment 

When u talk to someone that dont speak english right and u question if they have a greencrd or naw

Harris: i am 16 year old
Me:Are u having a greencard moment?

greencard moment by TK Savage March 1, 2017

greentard 

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.

Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!

greentard by muntumbo mo klick December 9, 2008

Breedtard 

Unemployed person surviving purely on state benefit and never worked in their life and producing kids in order to claim further benefit.

Sharon is a f***ing breedtard... that's her sixth kid in the last 2 years! she's never done a days work in her life and is claiming more money from the government than I'm earning in full time work!

Breedtard by Nobby999 November 2, 2012

greentard 

A person who cares about the environment but uses unscientific methods that don't work and annoys the crap out of true environmentalists.

Greentards agree that there is scientific consensus on climate change.

greentard by Elmart July 3, 2017

Gleetard 

Someone who bums over Glee. Who can't get enough, need more!! Raaaa.

" Glee's on now " " OMG, i think i'm going to cum. I LOVE Glee " " Your such a Gleetard " " Woo "

Gleetard by Lauryn.Sparkles February 11, 2010