GORDÃO

The name of the true and only Walrus known as GORDÃO, also known by the almighty god of true power.
Anyone who defies this divine being of pure fat is fated to have their lifes taken from them in the most grueling way possible.

Guy 1: Hey are you coming to GORDÃO RITUAL
Guy 2:Of course man, i even boy a new gamer shirt just for that

by GORDÃO Ambassador August 20, 2019

Gordon Ramsay

A great british chef who doesn't know where the fuck the lamb sauce is.

'It's fucking raw' screamed Gordon Ramsay

by fuckmeelizabeth July 14, 2017

Gordon Ramsay

A great cook who gets triggered of frozen products.

Gordon Ramsay: ARE THE ICE CUBES FRESH OR FROZEN!?

Chef: F-frozen sir..

Gordon Ramsay: ...Fucking hell.

by Freaky.Pity August 27, 2019

Gordoc

Gormless Doctor. A person with a PhD but lacking common sense. An academic with no nous.

I'm sick of dealing with these fucking gordocs; they understand the engineering issues but can't sort out a security pass.

by Eddie Gee September 6, 2015

Gordoed

When u lose a girl of interest to a teacher

Yo Katie Lehman is now dating a teacher! Yeah my friend liked her, he got gordoed

by Officially Official July 23, 2017

Mick Gordon

The masterpiece of heavy metal goodness, especially in the Doom franchise. A god among gods.

The man Mick Gordon riffs guitars like it’s no one’s business!

by DoomSlayer240 May 4, 2020

Gordon Goodbrother

A generic positive black male role model character lacking any personality besides black and good.

In every movie he's in, you can count on Taye Diggs to be a Gordon Goodbrother.

by Qyuu86 August 26, 2018