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Gordans alive 

An exclamation expressing surprise and delight upon hearing unlikely news.
Frank - Did you know that (insert cool band here) are playing at (insert local venue here)?

Ed - GORDANS ALIVE! REALLY! WOW!

hair gordans 

cheap shoes that are made to resemble expensive shoes of a well known brand. ( a referance to air jordan)
They are usually characterized by a logo that is similar to but not exactly the same as an actual brand.
Yo, did you see alex's fresh new nikes, they cost $150" "no way man, those are just hair gordans
hair gordans by getreal55 July 11, 2010

Rich Goranski 

Rich Goranski is a character from the book/musical called Be More Chill. Rich "five foot five inches of pure teenage bully". Before and during his freshman year of high school, Rich was a loser who practically nobody even knew. Like, nobody knew this poor kid existed. Rich was no doubt made fun of and he had a pretty awful life, not to mention that in "The SQUIP Song" he says that he was suicidal. But that all came to a stop when Rich somehow found out about this pill called a "SQUIP" that pretty much makes you cool. (Which he ends up telling the main character, Jeremy Heere(whom he constantly bullys), about it.)

During one of the songs "More Than Survive(Reprise)" it is found out that Rich's father is an alcoholic. Also, later on in the musical, Rich ends up burning down his best friend's, Jake Dillinger, house.

Rich is also "Totally bi."
Rich Goranski is my favorite Be More Chill character!
Rich Goranski by sleepy.streets October 14, 2017

Gordan Ramsay 

A Multi- Millionaire chef that got famous for his multiple cooking shows like Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell.
Often cusses and roasts the living shit out of people. His most famous roast "WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE YOU FUCKING DONKEY!"
"WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE"~ Gordan Ramsay
" WHAT ARE YOU, A IDIOT SANDWICH?"~ Gordan Ramsay
" GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU YANKE-DANKY-DOODLE-SHITE"~ Gordan Ramsay
This is a small example of his thousands of memes.
Gordan Ramsay by DavidDavtyan June 18, 2017

richard goranski 

bisexual legend in the broadway musical “be more chill” but NO HOMO
the ladies are going to learn to love the REAL richard goranski.
richard goranski by elderyeehaw November 30, 2018

gordonstoun 

A school in northern Scotland that bangs on about having had a couple of royal toffs.
"Arn't you happy your not at Gordonstoun?"
gordonstoun by Gordonunit March 5, 2015