GOATlit

GOATlit was a language formed by imagination rather than the passage of time through boredom and free will and for the survival through sixth form. It currently upholds over 100 different phrases and is used on a daily by students of various areas within England. It's founders, Jamilla, Maira and Anisah worked laboriously throughout their frees to create this cool AHH language. Feel free to take a look at some examples.

We are hungry - la deto minka
GOATlit is the best! - Yamba ya GOATlit yerissee naswa!
Clock strikes 12 - Yetika nyu siul
I want a cookie - Rosu jaja klum

GOATlit by anon3659 January 13, 2026

GoatLingus

A ceremonial treat given to those who defend their tribe against hippy snakes who really just want attention and acceptance from the tribe. If the person(s)
Preform this in an act of defense they will be rewarded with Dougalingus for a gift.

John preformed GoatLingus and saved us all!

GoatLingus by @DarkDime October 30, 2019

goatitude 

The tendency/ability of someone to eat anything quickly and voraciously. May be general or pertaining only to specific foods. Cheese goatitude is the tendency/ability of someone to eat any cheese with extreme haste.

"John Blyth, eat that like a human being!" she screamed, mindful of his extreme goatitude and big sharp teeth.

goatitude by JVM July 24, 2006

GoatLivesMatter

GoatLivesMatter started when TylerTheGoat insulted a man with Tylerphobia and then the man wanted revenge so he tried to feed him to his cow.

"GoatLivesMatter! Justice for Tyler!" #TylerWeLoveYou

GoatLivesMatter by EZ_Winner_YT April 7, 2022

Goatlicker 

The name that grocery clerks use for an individual who bears the German last name of "Goettlicher"

safeway clerk: "thank you mr. go... goat... Goatlicker?"

goettlicher: "f@#% you."

Goatlicker by Goettlicher's Wife November 18, 2013

goatlets 

A large number or amount

"Hey, can I have a Dorito?"
"Have as many as you want -- I've got goatlets of them."

goatlets by Cribis B. October 21, 2006

goatlet 

a small or baby goat

"We went to the farm to pet the goatlets."

goatlet by Señor Bob December 9, 2008