Definitions by @DarkDime

A last hope 

The moment when you realize while masturbating that you do not have anything to nut into/onto and grab the nearest object and proceed to ejaculate all over said object.

Jordan: oh my god when did you get a white cat?
Me: oh, he’s my last hope, a lot.
A last hope

A last hope by @DarkDime November 13, 2019

UNSanitizer 

A product that originally came in the form of a spray bottle that would spray on household items or for instance your keyboard at work to build up your immune system by exposing yourself regularly to germs and after about 2 months of use you can upgrade on the website for a new spray with different contamination combinations. It also can now also come in different forms such as soaps, sodas, milk etc

Yo bro I really need a fixing of an UNSanitizer bad bro

UNSanitizer by @DarkDime November 8, 2019

Instanutt 

When you see a photo/person/object and instantly either cum inside your pants or make your panties wet

Linda saw a picture of Spongebob and instanutt right in her panties!!

Instanutt by @DarkDime November 4, 2019

Deerlingus 

When you see a dead deer carcass on the side of the road and pull over and begin to start cutting open the carcass and inserting the maggots you find into your penile/vaginal hole excruciating yourself with pleasure then once everything that was inside your holes is out you rinse it all with the blood of the dead animal.

I heard Lexi did Deerlingus in July this year!

Deerlingus by @DarkDime November 4, 2019

GoatLingus

A ceremonial treat given to those who defend their tribe against hippy snakes who really just want attention and acceptance from the tribe. If the person(s)
Preform this in an act of defense they will be rewarded with Dougalingus for a gift.

John preformed GoatLingus and saved us all!

GoatLingus by @DarkDime October 30, 2019