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goatling 

a name for a baby goat. AKA a kid.

goatlings also are superheroes/ supervillians/ murderers. for the goatlings who like to murder, first they eat ur eylelids, then ur toes, then your ear hair. no one knows why but if u ever close enough to one to ask let me know wat u find out. they make a loud "BAAAAA" noise right before they attack so watch out.
Person 1: did u hear that?
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: that baaaa noise..
Person 2: no man. what r u afraid the goatlings are gunna get u?
goatling by da 1 n only 1 4 u August 2, 2009
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What a cute goatling!
Goatling by officerballz December 11, 2025

Scape Goating 

Derived from the noun Scape Goat, Scape Goating is the act of driving the speed limit or at least going with the flow until a car goes flying past you. At this point you pull out of your lane and into his, and use him as a Rabbit. The idea is to maintain a reasonable distance behind the other car and to go slightly slower than him so that he will get caught in any speed trap up ahead and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way. Not only does this work for speeding, but you can also follow him if he is constantly switching lanes, and rest assured that he will also be the one to get the reckless driving ticket, too, in place of you. This works best on highways and interstates, but can really be used on any kind of road with at least 2 lanes in either direction.
Driver in red car: "Man, I think this guy's been Scape Goating off me for the last couple miles. I'm gonna slow down so he passes me."

Passenger in red car: "Ok, he just passed you. Now let's Scape Goat off of him."

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Passenger in red car: "Oh man, we've been Scape Goating off that Hyundai for 10 minutes, but he's exiting."

Driver in red car: "That's ok, we'll just find someone else to Scape Goat."
Scape Goating by Jace555 May 4, 2009
Goatving is inspired from the term gorving.

1. To drive around in your all terrain vehicle

2. To Go ATV ing. four wheeling quadding
"Hey...let's goatving this weekend"

"I would rather goatving"

GoatLingus

A ceremonial treat given to those who defend their tribe against hippy snakes who really just want attention and acceptance from the tribe. If the person(s)
Preform this in an act of defense they will be rewarded with Dougalingus for a gift.
John preformed GoatLingus and saved us all!
GoatLingus by @DarkDime October 30, 2019

goltling 

The act of kissing someone's ass while simultaneously performing a reach-around hand job on the recipient.
John was so determined to get the sale that he resorted to goltling to please the customer.
goltling by munkee_5 June 28, 2012

Mountain Goating 

The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.
Stevey and Frank went mountain goating to win over the Russian whores heart.
Mountain Goating by Fletcher cocks January 18, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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