Goatlia 

Used to refer to an individual who is of goated status and dons the name Julia.

"Wow! Julia saved the video once again! She truly is Goatlia!"

Goatlia by Layzuher June 16, 2025

GoatLingus

A ceremonial treat given to those who defend their tribe against hippy snakes who really just want attention and acceptance from the tribe. If the person(s)
Preform this in an act of defense they will be rewarded with Dougalingus for a gift.

John preformed GoatLingus and saved us all!

GoatLingus by @DarkDime October 30, 2019

Goatriarchy

When goats eventually take over the world and form their own bleating monarchy. With chance of us become slaves to goats. Complete role reversal between us and goats.

I for one welcome are new goat leaders and their values of Goatriarchy. Maybe they will keep the NHS.

Goatriarchy by Lethal Kizzle June 5, 2015

GoatLivesMatter

GoatLivesMatter started when TylerTheGoat insulted a man with Tylerphobia and then the man wanted revenge so he tried to feed him to his cow.

"GoatLivesMatter! Justice for Tyler!" #TylerWeLoveYou

GoatLivesMatter by EZ_Winner_YT April 7, 2022

Goatlicker 

The name that grocery clerks use for an individual who bears the German last name of "Goettlicher"

safeway clerk: "thank you mr. go... goat... Goatlicker?"

goettlicher: "f@#% you."

Goatlicker by Goettlicher's Wife November 18, 2013

GOATLOAD 

Usually refferd to as the undigested contents inside a dead animals stomach.The stomach is cut and removed from said animal in order to keep stomach acids and bile from spilling on and tainting the meat. Also known to have a horrible smell. Animal does not have to be a goat.

Billy Bob pissed off Earl by sleeping with their sister first. In retaliation, Earl went to the slaughter house and picked up some goatload to dump in the front seat of Billy Bob's f-150

GOATLOAD by THE POSSUM September 19, 2006

goatling 

a name for a baby goat. AKA a kid.

goatlings also are superheroes/ supervillians/ murderers. for the goatlings who like to murder, first they eat ur eylelids, then ur toes, then your ear hair. no one knows why but if u ever close enough to one to ask let me know wat u find out. they make a loud "BAAAAA" noise right before they attack so watch out.

Person 1: did u hear that?
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: that baaaa noise..
Person 2: no man. what r u afraid the goatlings are gunna get u?

goatling by da 1 n only 1 4 u August 2, 2009