GAAFU 

General All Around Fucked Upness

"My coworkers are a bunch of GAAFU's"

GAAFU by DJ151190 May 20, 2020

Garfunkle 

To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.

I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.

Garfunkle by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020

Garfunk 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Budweiser and Lilt, made in the former's bottle.

You must drink down to the emblem on the bottle, then fill up the space with Lilt, put the bottle cap back on, and shake twice, to give the tropical beer taste of a Garfunk.
Ideally served with pizza.

Garfunk by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011

simon and garfunkel 

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.

simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"

simon and garfunkel by homer simpson March 24, 2005

Gayfused

Being confused about your sexuality.

Confused -> gayfused

“Hey are you gay or straight?”
“I’m gayfused.”

(Frank Iero is a god and this word is made up by the dutchknikkersquad :) )

Gayfused by A grape May 24, 2018

garfussy 

andrew garfield’s boy pussy

“andrew garfield puts whole garfussy into all his roles actually” -@mcavoyeur on twitter

garfussy by marfy11 December 20, 2021

gawful 

colloquial: God awful

Thomas: "Did you see Pat's new plaid sports coat?"
Richard: "OMG, it makes my eyes cross."
Harrison: "Yes, it is gawful."

gawful by Danfield January 15, 2007