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paw the gaunch
When a girl masturbates.
If Sheila doesn't have a man she usually has to paw the gaunch before she can fall asleep. She also likes to punch the pie in the shower.
paw the gaunch by Charlie Golf May 18, 2004
Gaunch
Gaunch was a term coined by a Varsity Football player in 1977 and popularized by a Phys Ed teacher in the 1980's. The term was used as an insult but proudly embraced by a group of school age boys and girls dressed in leather and denim who liked to drink alcohol and occasionally indulge in recreational illegal substances. They would gather together often and share in their love of fast cars, loud music, and keg parties. Many "Gaunches" seem to have been in trouble with the law, ranging from misdemeanors to felonies. School was not as much a place of education but as a playground to bring teachers and administrators to their knees. Fueled by the love of a good time and an irreverence to the status quo.
Gaunch by darrylsdef2011 January 24, 2011
gafunkt
charlie:yo that party was crazy
billy:yea that one dude reely knew how to gafunkt
charlie:yea he looked like a complete asshole
billy:yea that one dude reely knew how to gafunkt
charlie:yea he looked like a complete asshole
gafunkt by scribblydodadaizy May 2, 2009
Gaunch
A term coined in southern Ontario meaning marijuana or weed.
Believed to have started at Sandwich Secondary School in LaSalle, Ontario.
Often used by the greasiest skids you can find hangout outside of the local timmies or bumping coke in the home hardware.
Believed to have started at Sandwich Secondary School in LaSalle, Ontario.
Often used by the greasiest skids you can find hangout outside of the local timmies or bumping coke in the home hardware.
Gaunch
Gaunch by GaunchSlayer1995 June 22, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.