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Individuals of which you refer to as your closest family and friends. Commonly paired with hysterical pictures of tiny, cute animals such as mice, squirrels, and chipmunks participating in human activities.
You wake up after a long night of work or drinking to find you have 25 text messages in a group chat with 3 of your siblings.

The conversation begins as follows:

"OH HI DER Fwands. (Insert 10-20 pictures of baby squirrels playing band instruments).

Appropriate responses include the following:

"LMFAO," "lol," "lolz," "Sweet Jesus," "Bahahaha," as well as the proportional reply of a photo of chipmunks battling one another with lightsabers.
Fwands by JoeyBongos December 31, 2013
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A person, usually a male who looks handsome while wearing flannel
His wife remarked how flandsome he looked today.
flandsome by Buzzmann November 26, 2016
Related Words
best.frands.for.life.
frands by weirdkidabc November 21, 2009

best fwends

What 12 year old Asian girls call their friends on Twitter.
AZNSaILoRmOoN12: I wuv mai best fwends. #retweet
best fwends by bigbadmama January 25, 2011

frandshipper 

Between 2006 and 2007, Orkut was troubled with stalkers which were called "frandshippers", these were mostly male users looking for female friends who would often keep trying to convince people to accept their friend requests, eventually fake profiles of frandshippers were made to annoy people on purpose, some even to humour them.
"How can I block these middle-aged, ugly frandshippers from adding me on Orkut?" she asked.

I'm not going to accept his 'friend request'! Eew! He wrote, "Will you make frandship with me?"
frandshipper by 3na November 26, 2010

Frandship 

A relationship with intensely strong ties between 2-4 people that must be over a year old. A true frandship will never involve any betrayal and will always stand true. The frandship must be communicated over broken english and pronounce any written acronyms the way that they look.
J.D. and Turk's Frandship
Frandship by hobo6834 November 3, 2013
How to describe a friend who is one of your best
Me and Mo, we're fwends, best fwends
Fwends by Aarney101 October 11, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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