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Frandship

A relationship with intensely strong ties between 2-4 people that must be over a year old. A true frandship will never involve any betrayal and will always stand true. The frandship must be communicated over broken english and pronounce any written acronyms the way that they look.
J.D. and Turk's Frandship
by hobo6834 November 3, 2013
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frandship

A relationship stronger than friendship in which both parties have intense feelings of admiration for the other in addition to great affection.

Dedicated fans experience the deep-seated need to be friends with the object of their affections, but they are so utterly obsessed that only one-sided frandship would ever be possible.
Bro #1: Dude, you rock so hard I can't believe how good you are at getting your clothes to match, you're just the best at everything ever.
Bro #2: Ah man thanks. But seriously bro, you are a pro at life in general you are the best friend a guy could have.
Bro #1: Our frandship is so beautiful, man.
Bro #2: Totally.
by Syral3 December 13, 2012
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Friendship Shot

A shot of alcohol (originally between bros) taken to celebrate a mutual comradery between friends.
L: Hey man, you want to take a shot to celebrate our friendship? A...friendship shot?
V: You’re god damn right I do, great invention
by VictorTalent October 21, 2019
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Terminal Friendship

The act of suddenly caring about someone or having a sudden desperate need to be a positive part of someone’s last bit of life when they suddenly become stricken with a terminal illness, knowing full well that before becoming sick that there really was no meaningful friendship in the years leading up to the terminal diagnosis.

This can be applied to anyone you may have been close with in the past, like a family member or former friend that you’ve rarely seen or communicated with in the last many years due a falling out or because they were a well known asshole that you have supported financially.

The existence of this type of friendship is purely self-motivating for the person seeking a closer relationship with the terminally ill. Money and other assets typically surround the motivation. Guilt can also be another reason to seek this friendship, but still self-motivating nontheless.

Unfortunately, this term most often can be applied to 40yr old bitch daughters with shitty credit that have been punching meal tickets off of their parents, squatting rent free in their rental properties, driving their cars, seeking a never ending bailout, and spent the last 39 yrs of their meaningless lives being a terror to everyone in their immediate family construct; only to have a sudden change of heart now that the person who has been sustaining them financially is at their weakest point.
1.) Hey sis, if you aren’t here for just a terminal friendship, then why did you put our involet, bed ridden mother, into a wheel chair, take her downtown and transfer her car title into your name without telling anyone?

2.) We havent seen Aunty around for the last 20-30 yrs, and mom always talked about how she never had a really tight relationship with her, but now they’re enjoying a terminal relationship so Aunty doesn’t have to live with guilt when mom is gone.
by Bogdaddywags February 12, 2019
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Adult friendship

"I have an adult friendship with David Duchovny" - Gillian Anderson
by GennnX April 26, 2016
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Olympic-Sized Friendship

A friendship that can fit love, marriage, and children inside of it!!
Canadian ice dancers Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir have an olympic-sized friendship
by vmtwizzles July 30, 2018
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friendship cuddle

A deep hug lasting more than the standard, from a woman in need of comfort, while you attempt not to press your erection against her friendzoned body.
"She was all sad and shit, and just wanted me to sit and friendship cuddle. And I'm sitting there with a giant hard on."
by THE DAVAD April 21, 2016
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