Quite possibly the most evil animals on earth. Behind their cute, adorable facade lies an evil beast waiting to destroy us all. The most evil ones are the Black Canadian variety.
One day walking through the woods, some squirrels decided to attack me, but I managed to fend them off with a near-by branch.
by Justin Thorson September 30, 2008
A slang terms used to alert your nearby friend of hot girls without alerting the entire area of your desire to ram at will.
After stopping at Subway, Richard said "Squirrels". To my surprise there was a hot 17 year old serving and her two hotter friends in the corner filling out applications as my pants were filling out to a nice sized tent.
by RDC May 28, 2005
The coolest animal to ever walk the planet. They are going to talke over the world one day,they are our masters.
maria: what is a squirrel?
fred: only the coolest animal ever man.
maria: cool dude, i'm going to go join the squirrel club and do something that will help all squirrels everywhere.
fred: nice.
fred: only the coolest animal ever man.
maria: cool dude, i'm going to go join the squirrel club and do something that will help all squirrels everywhere.
fred: nice.
by Wayne Cambell December 20, 2006
young children, usually aged 6-12, that are free roaming the neighborhood in small groups, which come bother you while you are working on your car, playing in the garage, or tinkering with something. they then proceed to invite themselves into whatever it is you're doing, ask you a million questions, and ruin any productivity you once had. You try to tell them to leave, but without being a complete dick, it's impossible to get them out of your hair.
I was going to try and tune the bike a little bit this afternoon, but the squirrels came and basically ruined the rest of the day.
by straight mbv August 02, 2010
mama squirrel who lives in a huge tree and is nuts about nuts!?!?! i mean acorns :. also annoys the hell out of people.
by tina bo biina December 06, 2006
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by slangboy1973 September 07, 2009