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best fwends
best fwends by bigbadmama January 25, 2011
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Fwendship • best fwends • fwend • frends • fiendship • fiendster • Frwends • Fwands • FBends • Fiends Be Hovering
Making Fiends
One of the last awesome shows Nick has. Was aired in 2008, and cancelled after six episodes because Nick sucks.
I was watching Making Fiends on DVD today, then I turned on Nicktoons, and they were airing Fanboy And ChumChum.
Making Fiends by IDon'tFeelLikeIt. September 29, 2012
fwend
A fwend is a degree of friendship between two people, similar to a friend however a "fwend" is a closer relationship than a "friend."
fwend by Chris Girl December 28, 2005
Fwands
Individuals of which you refer to as your closest family and friends. Commonly paired with hysterical pictures of tiny, cute animals such as mice, squirrels, and chipmunks participating in human activities.
You wake up after a long night of work or drinking to find you have 25 text messages in a group chat with 3 of your siblings.
The conversation begins as follows:
"OH HI DER Fwands. (Insert 10-20 pictures of baby squirrels playing band instruments).
Appropriate responses include the following:
"LMFAO," "lol," "lolz," "Sweet Jesus," "Bahahaha," as well as the proportional reply of a photo of chipmunks battling one another with lightsabers.
The conversation begins as follows:
"OH HI DER Fwands. (Insert 10-20 pictures of baby squirrels playing band instruments).
Appropriate responses include the following:
"LMFAO," "lol," "lolz," "Sweet Jesus," "Bahahaha," as well as the proportional reply of a photo of chipmunks battling one another with lightsabers.
Fwands by JoeyBongos December 31, 2013
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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