Fuckwitage 

To suffer from fuckwitage; being a total and utter fuckwit.
Noun: Fuckwitageness. Fuk-wit-age-nes

Brad: <Is drunk. Knocks things over. Curses anything that moves or shines.>
Sarah: <Talking to police Officer.> I'm sorry, he's suffering from fuckwitageness... <Shakes head.> He's been plagued by fuckwitage for so long...

Fuckwitage by Sarah July 3, 2003

FUCKWITTERY 

The art of doing things for the sake of doing things, that don't need to be done.

Over complicating processes just to make your job seem more important is fuckwittery at its best!

FUCKWITTERY by 00486770 April 1, 2021

Fuckwitted

A mildly insulting/endearing term for someone who is slow on the uptake or just a bit dim.

"Don't mind my mate, he's a bit fuckwitted"

Fuckwitted by Kirow Baye February 29, 2008

fuckwittage 

Used first in Bridget Jones' Diary, it has now become a synonym for the mindgames men play when dating. It can also be applied to women in rare cases.
It can be preceded by "emotional" to make it about manipulating emotions or just plain "fuckwittage"

Girl 1: Oh Dan said he loved me but he's not ready for a relationship
Girl 2: That's just emotional fuckwittage. Get out of the relationship!

fuckwittage by m December 5, 2004

Cluster fuckwittery 

A clusterfuck caused by some really dumb people . A real joint effort by a bunch of fuckwits to do something dumb arse

You could not believe how dumb their plan was , it was cluster fuckwittery

Cluster fuckwittery by The smedders wrestler May 27, 2019

fuckwittage 

One who screws with people's emotions.

When person C asks out person L while person T is going out with C, Person C is emotional fuckwittage.

fuckwittage by Michelle October 2, 2003

fuckwittery 

1. (n.) The state of being or acts associated with a fuckwit.
2. (n.) Variant of fuckwittage.

His capacity for fuckwittery has risen to new heights.

fuckwittery by anycon June 24, 2003