Fuckwitted

A mildly insulting/endearing term for someone who is slow on the uptake or just a bit dim.

"Don't mind my mate, he's a bit fuckwitted"

by Kirow Baye February 29, 2008

fuckwitted

A term used to describe someone who is so stupid they would get a ball implant on his face. It is normally used to describe a half arsed saddo who,despite the fact that he has no common sense, would be the best candidate for prime minister at the moment as he has more brain cells than our current one who has approximately 0.001 ounces of common sense in his balding head.

Here's a mince pie you fuckwitted stupid cabbage.

by ThE pArTnErS iN cRiMe April 20, 2020

FUCKWITTERY

The art of doing things for the sake of doing things, that don't need to be done.

Over complicating processes just to make your job seem more important is fuckwittery at its best!

by 00486770 April 1, 2021

fuckwitery

when one is demostrating at being a total fuckwit, they are are said to be performing fuckwitery

You are a total fuckwit, in fact you are at the top of the league of fuckwitery

by Todge Todgey November 28, 2012

Fuckwitt

An extremely stupid person that should be killed at once.

Mrs. Long is such a fuckwitt!

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Fuckwitticism

The act of doing something so incredibly stupid that it is almost unbelieveable. Commonly seen in attention whores and people who lack the basic intelligence to be interesting in their own right.

Acts of fuckwitticism include making up ridiculous stories that are easily proven to be false or performing attention grabbing stunts which entail consequences that greatly outweigh the pros of being noticed for five minutes.

1.

Bill: Oh, I got a picture message of Toni naked. She's sent it to everyone she knows.
Ted: That's possibly the biggest act of fuckwitticism I've seen. Clearly the pros of attention outweigh the negativity of appearing to be a slut?

2.
Bill: Oh Toni told me she was in France this week.
Ted: But she told me she's in Norfolk?!
Marvin: I rang her home and her mother said she was there. I think it's just her fuckwitticism coming through attempting to make her seem interesting.

by Itchy_gums August 10, 2010

fuckwitt

a very stupid person is sometimes known as a "fuckwitt"

oi you ya baw-bag ill fucking take the air right out you you cummy fuckwitt , ill fucking rip u shreding man.

by poofta June 15, 2007