Fuckwitarien

A person who likes to pretend they have a food allergy or some delusional dietary requirements that they read online.

The fuckwitarien has many food allergies, unless that's what they fancy on the day than that's ok.

by Chef-spud April 15, 2019

Fuckitarian

A vegetarian who does a moral 180' in their concern for the treatment of animals after being traumatized by an animal themselves. A fuckitarian will only eat the meat of animals that have been systematically tortured for a majority of their lives (e.g., veal or Subway teriyaki chicken where the chickens were continuously molested by Jared from when they hatched until they killed themselves).

Ken decided to become a fuckitarian after a bird shit in his last beer

by Nigel Sanchez July 3, 2016