Fucktoo 

An old warehouse or shed used for sex

Girlfriend and I, in the fucktoo making love.......

Fucktoo by Skeeter65 June 8, 2016

fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative

The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.

fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

fuckbook 

Used when "facebook" seems to take ages to do stuff, like chatting or uploading photos etc

I couldnt chat on fuckbook last night, it was going too slow.

I tried to load up all my holiday photos, but fuckbook was messing me about.

fuckbook by Peters a star May 2, 2009

fucktoid 

A dumbass, a stupid or foolish person.

Quit being a fucktoid!

You fucktoids need to get to work.

fucktoid by poison_ivy101 April 28, 2019

Metric Fuckton

More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.

Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).

I've got a Metric Fucktonne of this stuff to finish before Monday, or I'm fucked indeed.

Metric Fuckton by Yst December 12, 2004

Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.

"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"

Metric Fuckton by C-Money666 January 14, 2020

fuckton

more than a shitload

fuckton by Anonymous March 24, 2003