1. Contraction of "fucking tool."
2. Someone utterly lacking social skills; a complete asshole; dickhead; douchebag.
2. Someone utterly lacking social skills; a complete asshole; dickhead; douchebag.
by LoudMatt July 29, 2006
1. (n.) any sexual accessory or device that closely mimicks the shape of a nice hard cock.
2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot
See also dildo and butt plug.
2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot
See also dildo and butt plug.
1. "I want you to ram that fucktool right up my pussy NOW, David! Oh, huhuhuhu!!!"
2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!
2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!
by Robert E. Porter July 12, 2007
A female who is naive enough to think that someone who is blatantly dull / not intelligent enough to say things other than "Hi" are actaully just really mysterious. Often these females will spend lots of time with the mouth-breather in question, and realize that he actaully is just too stupid / dull to hold up their end of a convo.
Fucking Fucktool: "I don't understand, I've known him for a good 2 months and he still wont keep a conversation with me. I just don't get it. Maybe he is just dull afterall."
Non-FFT: I told you he was a dumbass, you Fucking Fucktool.
Non-FFT: I told you he was a dumbass, you Fucking Fucktool.
by Sweets April 27, 2004