Fuckstoat

One who likes to burrow and live in tight brown cavities

See that guy, tyler. He's a fuckstoat

by REUPERT July 20, 2007

fucksta

not about it. fake. fuck boy. bitch nigga

that nigga a fucksta.
you a fucksta.
i bodied that fucksta.
that fucksta aint shit

by bdkGD December 3, 2013

fuckstration

Sexual frustration.

"Sweet fucking Christ, I need to get laid. I'm dying of fuckstration here."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

Fucksquatch

A zoological marvel as made famous by Patton Oswalt in his 2009 comedy album "My Weakness is Strong." Fucksquatch is known to participate in orgies advertised on Craigslist, that is until someone crashes the "party." From then, Fucksquatch will quickly throw on whatever articles of clothing are near him, regardless of ownership (or gender), and then exit the locale of the event, disregarding any thought of his surroundings and even going as far as to slip away into a heavily wooded area, never to be seen again...that is until next Saturday, which everyone knows is fuck night.

My wife and I were touring an open house when we walked in on an orgy. All of a sudden a strange, blurry creature wearing women's clothing took off out of the house into a heavily wooded area. I think it was Fucksquatch, but I can't be certain.

by J. Pink January 27, 2010

Fuckstomp

To completely and utterly destroy; usually when referring to an athletic competition.

"Wow, did you see Oklahoma get fuckstomped by UCLA this weekend?"

by Trendon September 19, 2005

fuckstain

a person who has no redeeming values or qualities, who simply exists, and with their existence does nothing but complain and take from the world. they provide nothing in the way of stimulating conversation, great personality, etc. they simply take up space and own a body.

"Gee, he's such a useless fuckstain."

by caiaphas December 14, 2006

fuckstrated

Describing one who is sexually frustrated. Not having had sex for an extended period, the fuckstrated individual might also be reckoned to be wank-happy. When this is not the case, the individual will likely resort to unwarranted bouts of evalgia.

Robin just punched me in the face for absolutely nothing! He needs a girlfriend asap; he's way too fuckstrated.

by Tama Boyle February 19, 2007