fucksta

not about it. fake. fuck boy. bitch nigga

that nigga a fucksta.
you a fucksta.
i bodied that fucksta.
that fucksta aint shit

by bdkGD December 3, 2013

Category 5 Fuckstorm

Incredibly bad situation. Maximum confusion, pain, chaos.

The COVID-19 pandemic has created a Category 5 Fuckstorm for small businesses

by SirEdmundHound March 25, 2020

Fuckster's Law

When you Google a question the first result is always a forum post where the first reply is some fuckster saying "Google it"

"I just googled this question, and the first result was just this fuckster telling me to google it."
"Dude, that's Fuckster's Law in action!"

by MechaHitlerReal December 7, 2016

Fuckslayer

The most badass musical instrument in existence

Harry withdrew his guitar, Fuckslayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.

Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Harry could hear, but no one could share.

by Mister Ffff August 10, 2012

fuckstration

Sexual frustration.

"Sweet fucking Christ, I need to get laid. I'm dying of fuckstration here."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

Fucksman

A man who is a master in the art of the seduction of the opposite sex for the purpose of sexual intercourse.

Did John score with the chick he picked up last night?

Yeah, he's a Fucksman!

by ferlincletus December 15, 2009

Fuckstunned

When there is clearly only a single option in a situation and someone asks "What do I do?"

When sitting in the drive through and asked to "pull up to the first window"

a customer asks "where do I go?" (in this situation the customer is Fuckstunned)

by Luvbird October 21, 2010