Fuckstoast

A random act of slight scorn. Common to a swear word except with less aim and hate. (Used to confuse others around the one saying it and also express their feelings indirectly.

FUCKSTOAST! I just got a paper cut.

Fuckstoast, show up to track on time loser.

Fuckstoast, you're right... I should get some friends.

by dws95 January 24, 2011

fuckstration

Sexual frustration.

"Sweet fucking Christ, I need to get laid. I'm dying of fuckstration here."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

fucktastrophe

An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.

Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.

We lost a load balancer and two servers today! It was a total fucktastrophe!

by seevo315 April 13, 2011

Fucktastic

1. Saying that something is 'fucking fantastic'.
2. Used in sarcasm.

1. Gosh that sex last night was fucktastic!!
2. She's not leaving? Oh thats just fucktastic!

by Brade June 30, 2011

fuckstrated

Describing one who is sexually frustrated. Not having had sex for an extended period, the fuckstrated individual might also be reckoned to be wank-happy. When this is not the case, the individual will likely resort to unwarranted bouts of evalgia.

Robin just punched me in the face for absolutely nothing! He needs a girlfriend asap; he's way too fuckstrated.

by Tama Boyle February 19, 2007

fuckstart

To produce energy in another person by forcefully inserting your penis into an available opening on someone's body.

If you don't get out of bed now I'ma go over there and fuckstart your skull!

by DeezNutz April 9, 2003

fucksaster

A fucksaster is something that is a total disaster.

I burned all the food for the dinner party - what a fucksaster.

by Toxickitty28 April 22, 2020