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fuckstation

n. A wax slab used in the female circumcision ceremonies of the upper nubian tribes (who occupied the nile cattaracts in the 20's AD).
The item is described in the 'Alexandrian Hisotories' published by the historian "Livy".
"And a new layer was shorn forth of the fuckstation and the young girl came forward and cleaved what was hers."
fuckstation by cortical homunculus January 8, 2005
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Fuckation 

A short trip with the sole purpose of fucking. There may be little to no sleep involved in a fuckation.
Wanna hook up? I need a fuckation.
Fuckation by AW69 December 18, 2010

fuckstration 

Sexual frustration.
"Sweet fucking Christ, I need to get laid. I'm dying of fuckstration here."
fuckstration by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003
a person who has no redeeming values or qualities, who simply exists, and with their existence does nothing but complain and take from the world. they provide nothing in the way of stimulating conversation, great personality, etc. they simply take up space and own a body.
"Gee, he's such a useless fuckstain."
fuckstain by caiaphas December 14, 2006
1:The unintentional remnants, Dried or moist, of Seminal and/or Vaginal fluid typically found on any surface where intercorse has been performed.
2:A person or persons who are a waste.
1:I screwed my Girlfriends brains out last night and now My sheets have fuckstain's all over them

2: That guy is a total Fuckstain.
Fuckstain by Anonymous November 20, 2002

fucktationship 

A sexual relationship with no strings attached. More than a one night stand as it may occur on a regular basis, but less than friends with benefits as there are no dinner dates or deep conversations involved.
The fucktationship allowed both Susan and Sport Model the freedom to enjoy great sex with no intention of taking it further.

Fuckuationship 

It’s a really really really toxic relationship where one or both parties are getting really fucked mentally or emotionally or all at once to the point they might lose their self-identity
Guy 1 *Standing in front of a mirror*: do I even exist?
Guy 2: Have you been in a fuckuationship lately?
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