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Fucksquatch 

A zoological marvel as made famous by Patton Oswalt in his 2009 comedy album "My Weakness is Strong." Fucksquatch is known to participate in orgies advertised on Craigslist, that is until someone crashes the "party." From then, Fucksquatch will quickly throw on whatever articles of clothing are near him, regardless of ownership (or gender), and then exit the locale of the event, disregarding any thought of his surroundings and even going as far as to slip away into a heavily wooded area, never to be seen again...that is until next Saturday, which everyone knows is fuck night.
My wife and I were touring an open house when we walked in on an orgy. All of a sudden a strange, blurry creature wearing women's clothing took off out of the house into a heavily wooded area. I think it was Fucksquatch, but I can't be certain.
Fucksquatch by J. Pink January 27, 2010

fuckslut 

i. a slut who gets fucked a lot
ii. A term of endearment
ii. a particularly slutty slut who deserves to be fucked even more just because s/he is a slut
"My darling, you're such a wonderful little fuckslut. I'd like to chain you to my bed and fuck you whenever I want because you're my fuckslut."

"I love being your fuckslut."

fuckslut by de-anna December 25, 2007

Sir Fucksalot 

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck.
The most popular knight by far among the ladies was Sir Fucksalot.

fucksaster 

A fucksaster is something that is a total disaster.
I burned all the food for the dinner party - what a fucksaster.
fucksaster by Toxickitty28 April 22, 2020

cumguzzling fuckslut 

A person with a special liking for semen consumption (especially in large quantities), and at the same time a special liking for submissive vaginal/anal intercourse. Note the following about the cumguzzling fuckslut: 1) he/she is not a fuckwhore; 2) he/she is most likely to be submissive but can also be dominant if fed enough cum; 3) he/she is not a "cumguzzling gutterslut," which may imply a sexual identity centered on practises other than anal/vaginal intercourse.
(Cumguzzling fuckslut): "I am a cumguzzling fuckslut."

(Mom): "I thought you were just "gay," not a... what did you call yourself?!?!"

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fuckslut 

A slut that is more then a slut, a real whore.
oh man, what a fuckslut!
fuckslut by Dr Phil October 16, 2005