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fucksaltin 

To masturbate using soap till the penis is raw
Oh man i spent an hour in the shower last night fucksaltin.
My girlfriend asked why my dick was so red and blistered I said I fucksalted again.
I heard my brother screaming in the shower he was fucksaltin.
fucksaltin by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023
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fuckstink 

Noun. The lingering smell of recent copulation, either in the air, or more usually, on a person.
Don't go in that bedroom; it reeks of fuckstink!!

Hey man, you need to go take a shower and get that fuckstink off you.

So I went to go down on my boyfriend, but I had to stop 'cause of his awful fuckstink!
fuckstink by Vagi May 23, 2008
Fucksalt is an interjection that can be used to express anguish, despair, excitment, or anger.
Fucksalt! I forgot to buy my girlfriend a birthday present.
fucksalt by Schmittz February 10, 2006

fuckbaiting

A status on a social network that is meant to tell friends that's you're available for sex without coming right out and saying it.

The truly daring will use it as an unironic hashtag.
"Mary just updated Facebook. Says she's, 'Sooooo lonely and cold tonight.'"
"Damn, she's fuckbaiting."

"Taking applications for a #Hercules cuddle-buddy. Bring tacos and margarita mix. I have ice cream! #fuckbaiting"
fuckbaiting by StSeanoftheKnife January 2, 2014

Fucktalking 

"Fucktalking" is a term that describes the act of engaging in prolonged conversations that seem to go in circles, ultimately leading to no productive outcome. It represents a chain reaction of motivation that goes nowhere, as individuals involved in "fucktalking" exchange repetitive and redundant information without reaching any meaningful conclusions or actions. It serves as a reminder of the importance of efficient and purposeful communication to avoid wasting time and energy.
The team's constant fucktalking about the upcoming event left them with no concrete plans or actions, just a lot of repetitive discussion.
Fucktalking by EssSnake September 8, 2023

fucksalts 

The word fucksalts is both a noun and an adjective. It is in the condition of when extreme anger of self is expressed (i.e. when your boss is pissed as shit at you). Fucksalts can be used to isult them, or to just express ones anger. It can also be used as a non plural noun/adjectivve, or as to call someone a name (i.e fucksalter) Finally, any insulting word (i.e.face) can be combined with fucksalt, as in fucksaltface
1: Boss: Hey Steve... the bussiness finacials are due at the meeting, which is in 5 minutes.
Steve: (after she leaves) FUCKSALTS
2: Person A: DudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDude!
Person b: Shut up you damn fucksalter
fucksalts by LOLZDUDEZORZ May 13, 2009

Fucksation 

An adjective describing someone who is a great fuck.
Dude, your mom is a total fucksation!
Fucksation by Lokela August 16, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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