Fucksakes 

An ancient Australian word meaning a situation in which it’s all gone to shit

For Fucksakes Kevin stop sucking my dick

Fucksakes by ChoccyMilkAndStaminadeRGreat June 11, 2018

Fucksaje 

Originally nothing more than an alcoconscious misspelling of "fucksake," "fucksaje" is now widely used as a spoken word, with a very similar meaning to "fucksake." The shortened form "saje" is also acceptable.

"They've locked the door, fucksaje!"

Fucksaje by Neil "Twiggy" Twigg October 9, 2009

Trilayered Orange Fuckcake 

The Trilayered Orange Fuckcake is a critically endangered branch of the human race. It gained its name from the orange coloration of its hide, and the three layers of its body; the outer coating of fat, the inner muscles (and organs), and the dark, evil core in the center. The dark inner cores are located within the heart. They fetch a price of a small loan of a million dollars, as they are extremely rare. Another striking characteristic of the Fuckcake is its majestic golden mane atop its head. Many wonder if the mane is in fact real, or just an illusion. Science thought these beasts were dead, but as one came into the public eye last year during the presidential election, so we know this not to be the case. The last remaining one has been given private sanctuaries in Washington and Mar a Lago to thrive for the rest of its days, and to breed with young, curvy, european swimsuit models, in hope that another Fuckcake will be born before the last one goes extinct. When in trouble, we believe they call on the help of other humans, including Russian leaders, but such acts of desperation have not yet been proven to exist. If you see another Fuckcake roaming the streets, please call the EPA, unless the Fuckcake in the White House has shut the EPA down, in which case, offer it a trail of scantily clad women that leads to a shelter of some sort, and protect it until we can have it breed with the other one.

Who let that Trilayered Orange Fuckcake into the goddamn white house?
Jesus fucking christ Billy, you're as filthy as a Trilayered Orange Fuckcake?
Latin Classification Term: Homo Sapiens Trilayerus Fuckcakeus

Trilayered Orange Fuckcake by ProtectionOfTheEndangered March 25, 2017

Fuckanese 

The native language of the Fuckboy people, indigenous to the nation of Fuckboynia.

"I was tryna talk to dis nigga, but couldn't understand his azz, he wuz speakin' Fuckanese. I don't understand that shit nigga, I'm from Realniggalia."

Fuckanese by wazamfam May 26, 2015

fuck sakes 

Mistaken spelling of the phrase 'for fuck's sake', meaning 'for the sake of fuck' derived from 'for god's sake' (for the sake of god)

"I've lost all your money on the dog races"
"fuck sakes!" (incorrect)
"for fuck's sake!" (correct)

fuck sakes by alexio January 16, 2009

fuckawesome 

A combination of the words "fuck" and "awesome." This is a shorter but just as effective way of saying "fucking awesome." This word can be used to express an extreme love or joy of something. It's shorter to type, allowing speedier passage of communication online.

Of course when it is used in a sarcastic way, it can express a negative effect.

Positive:
"Wow that movie was fuckawesome!"
"This is some fuckawesome coffee."

Negative:
Human 1: "We're going to go see Harry Potter!!"
Human 2: "Fuckawesome.."

fuckawesome by no_man January 2, 2009

fuckstress 

noun, a female copulator

He paused while the audience applauded them, all the while lifting the tiny fuckstress up and down on his schlong.

fuckstress by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008