Sweaty Ball Bag

When a mans giant pecker is overused, it creates a substance other than semen called sweat. This sweat can cover the poor males testicles causing an extreme case of Sweaty Ball Bag.
Ahhhhhh Fuck I got a Sweaty Ball Bag
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Fucksakes

An ancient Australian word meaning a situation in which it’s all gone to shit
For Fucksakes Kevin stop sucking my dick
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