Fuckpod

Since Covid-19 and quarantine, casual sex has gone by the wayside. A fuckpod is a group of people who commit to only engaging in sexual relations with other members of the pod. Each person has been tested for diseases, including covid-19.

Hey, Mary, have you gotten your test results so you can sleep with John, another member of our fuckpod?

by IttyBittyKittyCommittee December 31, 2020

Fuckpod

a pod who fucks; One who fucks in a pod postion; someone who is a all around bitch boy

My ass hurts because of that fuckpod

by Bitch-Boy May 11, 2008

fuckwod

someone who is basically a total, pure, piece of shit

Toms proved by simply living his life that he was a total fuckwod.

by shit0306 September 9, 2006

fuckpocalypse

Sex that ends the world.

"I'd do Beyonce, but that'd be a fuckpocalypse."

...and in their blissful coital revelry, Wanda and Todd inadvertently initiated the fuckpocalypse.

by Woco Mofo July 1, 2011

fuckgoddess

fuckgoddess

someone who fucks really hard.

She was such a fuckgoddess my dick was sore for a week afterwards!

by noman12356 November 17, 2011

fuckrod

My best new putdown that sounds a lot better with a Jerry Seinfeld delivery like he's saying "Newman"

Try turning it clockwise you fuckrod

by daventura September 30, 2003

fuckpuddle

Anyone who has read Kevin Hearne's Hammered of the Iron Druid Chronicles knows that fuckpuddle is a proper term for the douche bag Thor, as well as what it is called when you walk in on Frost Giants having loud squelchy sex.

Man, that douche is such a fuckpuddle.

We walked in on what could only be described as a monstrous fuckpuddle. ("Graah slap-slap-slap, Graah)

by Siodhachan July 26, 2011