fuckpuddle

Anyone who has read Kevin Hearne's Hammered of the Iron Druid Chronicles knows that fuckpuddle is a proper term for the douche bag Thor, as well as what it is called when you walk in on Frost Giants having loud squelchy sex.

Man, that douche is such a fuckpuddle.

We walked in on what could only be described as a monstrous fuckpuddle. ("Graah slap-slap-slap, Graah)

by Siodhachan July 26, 2011

fuckpuddle

A loose woman. Her favorite thing to do is fuck and she is similar to a puddle because:
a) She's shallow.
b) She's dirty.
c) She's always wet.
d) Careless people step right on top of her while those with sense avoid her as to not be soiled.

That bitch has already been with three different guys this weekend - what a fuckpuddle.

by OISOISOIS May 29, 2009

fuckpuddle

1.) In Political Debate, an Idiot. It came to me when Debating an especially Irritating Liberal on a message board.

2.) The mess left after vaginal sex.

1.)Are you Ignorant, or simply Dishonest about the Election, fuckpuddle?

2.)Don't forget a towel, I don't want to leave a fuckpuddle on this pool table.

by tha malcontent March 29, 2005

Fuckpuddle

When it is more than a "wet spot". Who gets to sleep in that?

Kristie and "the guy" left quite a fuckpuddle and even the cat wasn't absorbent enough to soak that up.

by dbag3 July 13, 2010

fuckuddle

Word meant to encompass the cycle of sexual activity and post-coital snuggling.

I spent the night and we fuckuddled; could this be love?

by jacandy December 5, 2010

FUCK PUDDLE

The "wet spot" on the sheets after sex.It becomes a fuck puddle when its on YOUR side of the bed.

I came back from the bathroom and laid right square in the fuck puddle.

by biker mike` June 29, 2006

Fuckrudders

The anthropologically correct pronunciation of a popular hamburger restaurant chain found all over the United States.

Cashier: Hello sir, what can I get for you?

Michael: Hmm... I'm not sure, what's your most popular burger here at Fuckrudders?

Cashier: Ermm.. it's actually pronounced Fuddr-

Michael: -shut the fuck up bitch, I'm an anthropology major, I think I'd know my shit on this kind of thing better than you would. Just LAWL at you actually trying to correct ME of all people on this. I swear to God if you even THINK about 'correcting' me again I will blow your fucking brains out. ::pulls .45 caliber Springfield XD handgun out of waistband and points it at her forehead::

Cashier: ::shrieks in horror:: OH MY GOD. UMMMmmm.. ummm.. our 'Southwest Burger' is pretty popular I guess. Would you like one of those? ::sweats nervously::

Michael: NO. I'm vegan. Sigh. I fucking hate this place. Meat is murder. etc

Cashier: LOL, phewwww ::relaxes and wipes sweat off forehead:: and here I was thinking I might actually get shot to death hahaha. Whew, good thing it turns out you're just some vegan hipster. Weeeee. Looks like I have nothing to worry about here after all. weeeeee!

Michael: BUT! BUT ummm this is like a real gun and stuff, you should do as I say!! Stop ignoring me! Just cuz I'm vegan doesn't mean I'm a pussy! C'mon! Obey me woman!!!

Cashier: LOLLLLL lololol... ::ignores Michael/remains completely unconcerned, now that she knows he's just some weak ass vegan::

Michael: ::sulks and drives off in his Prius::

by Anthrogangsta June 15, 2011