Newman is not an aquatic animal but in fact a living breathing human. Newman usually have exceptionally good looks, which make people hate on him. Sometimes Newman's looks can even get the boys to turn gay towards him. Even though Newman sometimes gets bullied, he is still a strong individual. Newman is an overall great person and someone you should definitely hook up with if you get the chance. Most of the time, Newman is used as a surname, but people who have Newman as a surname are betas. People who have Newman as their first name are the true alphas. Newmans' usually have the best taste of music. If he recommends you a song you should definitely listen to it.
Person 1: Damn I hate this bitch Newman, he's stealing all the hoes. I don't want his sloppy seconds.
by artifishal November 16, 2019
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Jerry's arch-enemy on Seinfeld.
Chunky Wrappers? Newman!
by Adrian September 16, 2006
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Jerry Seinfelds Arch nemises
Newman:
Hello Jerry

Jerry:
Hello Newman
by cory lahey March 2, 2008
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Hairy, slutty girl who often tries to get with two guys at the same time. Girl who likes to touch dicks simultaneously.
One night, newman went after both me and my friends dick.
by johnlewis42 January 28, 2009
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1. Newman: And you better pay for that chicken.

2. Newman: No, but there's karma Kramer.

3. "NEWMAN."
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Usually someone who acts exactly like the Seinfeld character of Newman. Sometimes it can be even used as a nickname for said person. Most of the time, if your name is Terry, you could be nicknamed Newman by your friends.
That Terry, he's such a Newman.
by xxxBOSSMAN March 11, 2011
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giving a teacher a blow job when you are in an elevator.
that girl gave a teacher a Newman when they were in the elevator
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