Fucktod

I don't know what it means but I wore a Yankees hat to a Red Sox game at Fenway and everyone seemed to think it was my name.

The Yankees can eat a bag of dicks, you idiot fucktod!

by Spudsy G April 1, 2022

Fucktod

A blend of “fuckwit” and “tod,” used to describe someone acting like a clueless idiot with confidence, usually in a way that makes everyone else laugh at them rather than with them. Reserved for friends who deserve roasting, but still with a touch of affection.

“Oi Carl, you strapped the esky to the roof sideways… you absolute fucktod.”

by Carl_and_levi_like_it_in_bum October 1, 2025