Fucktod
I don't know what it means but I wore a Yankees hat to a Red Sox game at Fenway and everyone seemed to think it was my name.
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Fucktod
A blend of “fuckwit” and “tod,” used to describe someone acting like a clueless idiot with confidence, usually in a way that makes everyone else laugh at them rather than with them. Reserved for friends who deserve roasting, but still with a touch of affection.
Fucktod by Carl_and_levi_like_it_in_bum October 1, 2025
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fucktoid by poison_ivy101 April 28, 2019
Metric Fuckton
More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.
Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).
Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).
Metric Fuckton by Yst December 12, 2004
Fuckpod
Since Covid-19 and quarantine, casual sex has gone by the wayside. A fuckpod is a group of people who commit to only engaging in sexual relations with other members of the pod. Each person has been tested for diseases, including covid-19.
Hey, Mary, have you gotten your test results so you can sleep with John, another member of our fuckpod?
Fuckpod by IttyBittyKittyCommittee December 31, 2020
Metric Fuckton
Metric Fuckton by C-Money666 January 14, 2020